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we're not kids anymore.
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The Bowery Presents
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@arcturusmsc
This fucking clip is so "HEY HEY DID YOU KNOW JOHNNY HAS A FAMILY HEY, HEY LOOK AT HI CUTE FAMILY, WITH HIS OBVIOUSLY NOT LESBIAN WIFE AND HIS TWO SILLY KIDS, DID YOU KNOW HE IS STRAIGHT?!" my god this is as natural as blue hair fuck off.
Johnny is definitely gay... NOTHING about that man is straight, sorry not sorry.
"Gay Sweater" is queer fashion
look at the way he wears that sweater
yeah no there is no heterosexual explanation for that
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To the monsters inc / university fandom. Just know that i am coming for you. I am currently 9 chapters and 23k words deep into a Johnny x Sulley rivals/enemies to lovers fic that i'm writing. there will a LOT going on here and i'm super proud of what i have so far. And this is pre-beta. So i hope people look forward to it.
the signal catcher 📡
christians spawn below light level 7
Tagged by @rustyanddustychevron but the post was getting too long so starting fresh!
5 things from my bedroom (but actually office bc my bedroom is boring) to steal
Giant Microbes Flesh Eating Bacteria plush
20+ year old aloe plant
Panasonic R•E•A•L 3DO Interactive Multiplayer FZ-1
The Box™️ (full of spare hdmi, ethernet, and assorted device cables)
bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol
Tagging @punkrock-bottom @pandaemoanium @moltenfenrir @liddle-king-trashmouth @sleeepy-sun @asherstarfinder @tytoalbion and any mutual who wants to join in :3
5 things from my bedroom you could try to steal
Pretty cans of drinks I found tasty
Various Lego Collectable Minifigs
A hat shaped like a Lynx head with its front legs
A spider balloon blown up two years ago which won't deflate on its own
A giftbox of Bacardi with a drinking glass included
Tagging @destinywarlockperson, @reboot-the-dog @idontwannabeinhelsinkigayscene, @mauveadagio, @kapitein-oranghien-29, @arcturusmsc, @runawaygel, @alexdellamortex , @statboosts, @toburott, @kaleochu and any mutual who wants in I guess
tagging @death-by-physics @wolffallsintodanmeihell @moltenfenrir @mauveadagio
5 things you can steal from my room
a box of chocolate fudge pop tarts
my wacom drawing tablet
my gaming pc
my pokemon card collection
a nose hair trimmer lol
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also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see
@theshitpostcalligrapher
hello
(ink: diamine oxblood)
@death-by-physics “you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see” is NOT a line i expected from a tumblr post holy shit
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Broke: Humans are inherently good
Broke: Humans are inherently evil
Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous
@arcturusmsc
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOREVER!!!
what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years
[id; a twitter post from Noora (itsdaaboi2) that says-
“Unpopular opinion:
No online friend stays more than three months in your life, they'll leave you!!” /end id]
@arcturusmsc
do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese
come on man
@wolffallsintodanmeihell
[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]
@death-by-physics IM THE ONE BLOWING THE PARTY BLOWER
@death-by-physics BACK TO YOUR DASH THIS GOES
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Map of the US but it's only places with halfway decent transit
where chicago
Off screen but still pretty good by US standards
these look like pokemon regions/routes
[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]
@death-by-physics IM THE ONE BLOWING THE PARTY BLOWER
@death-by-physics BACK TO YOUR DASH THIS GOES
Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.
Pepper spray his pussy
Do not.
@death-by-physics
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It’s that time of year again, happy 40th of April everyone!!!
@death-by-physics
This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep
Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.
THEY/THEM COCK AND BALLS
As a lifelong lover of Power Rangers since my childhood in the 90's:
fuck yeah
FINALLY A POWER RANGER JUST FOR ME
