Arcturus

christians spawn below light level 7

also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

@theshitpostcalligrapher

@death-by-physics “you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see” is NOT a line i expected from a tumblr post holy shit

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

@arcturusmsc

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOREVER!!!

@arcturusmsc

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

@wolffallsintodanmeihell

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

@death-by-physics​ IM THE ONE BLOWING THE PARTY BLOWER

@death-by-physics BACK TO YOUR DASH THIS GOES

where chicago

these look like pokemon regions/routes

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

@death-by-physics​ IM THE ONE BLOWING THE PARTY BLOWER

@death-by-physics BACK TO YOUR DASH THIS GOES

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

@death-by-physics

@death-by-physics

THEY/THEM COCK AND BALLS

FINALLY A POWER RANGER JUST FOR ME