Worm Dealer

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

The farmer’s tender-hearted son is crying he must be so proud of me

They're preparing a one gun salute!

you forgot to identify the pink one

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

@identifying-cars-in-posts Bullshit in what universe is a ford f-150 not going to have the gear shift not behind the wheel

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

There is… a lot going on here.

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

youre pissing me off

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

I can distinct it

Don’t even try…

The time will pass anyway