a pile of sci-fi/fantasy trash with a blog

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

Strange and beautiful how one afternoon with friends equals the desire to live for a million brilliant years

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

globael warming

Director's commentary bonus feature that periodically pops up a choice of what to "ask" the director to talk about next, and as it goes along it very gradually becomes apparent that you're playing a visual novel about dating the director implemented entirely via DVD menus.

people will play Identity Politics like it's fucking magic the gathering card game where you cast spells at each other to counter each others strategies. "i cast Actually You're Ableist." "um, so before that resolves I tap two islands and cast I'm Literally Neurodivergent And A Minor at instant"

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot

When you're a decomposed dead knight and someone came and took your fucking armor just do display it next to your bones.

Anybody else remember scoobies I need to know if this was a worldwide phenomenon

dude that's sick asf

That's what we called it in my schools back in the day, at least! A quick duckduckgo search for "gimp keychains" is also showing results calling them boondoggle keychains?? Which I've never heard them be called before but I can't say doesn't fit in some indescribable way.

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help