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Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure performed late last year, expressing hope that the new development in cross-species phallus grafts could help address the nearly 130 million Americans on the national waiting list to receive a foreskin donation. 

Ahah um. So Carver is still alive, so that's the good news lol. The bad news is he was very mind controlled during alttp and Pinkie had to fight him off multiple times. Their relationship is somewhat strained now. Pinkie of course recognizes that none of what happened was really Carver's fault but he can't help but be scared of him still. And he really hates that so he sort of ran away like a year after the events of alttp, frustrated with how he couldn't just "get over it". He hasn't actually been back to Hyrule in four years, although he had finally decided to go back home when Leaf showed up. So he'll go home and face the music once our time travel reunion is over.

Carver, of course, feels terrible. I imagine the mind control was something sort of like what happened to Links dad in the four sword manga. Carver was probably partially in control of his actions but he thought that Pinkie was a fake who had murdered both his uncle and his little cousin, so he was pretty ruthless in hunting that "fake" down.