Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

Yes. Yes he did.

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Begging you to put the sound on

But put it on low for the love of god

the a modest proposal one is insane fucking *gets on one knee* we should eat irish babys

Yes.