The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iβm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iβm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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Donβt take it from me, take it from Fox News: "Socialists are winning everywhere!"
This week, three Congressional candidates backed by democratic socialist New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani won βstunningβ victories in their primary elections. It is even being called the βMamdani tsunami.β The successes of Claire Valdez, Darializa Avila Chevalier, and Brad Lander confirmed that Mamdaniβs own election was not a fluke for the cityβs left, in what even the Bezos Post acknowledged was βa signal of strength for Mamdaniβs political brand and the democratic socialist movement that powered his rise to City Hall.β
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This is an important moment, and not just because it establishes Mamdani himself as a βkingmakerβ who can get his chosen candidates into office. (βThe Mamdani name was magic across the city,β the Times concluded.)
It also demonstrates, as the Guardianβs analysis says, βsome wider trends in US politics: socialism is no longer a dirty word, criticism of Israel is no longer taboo, and dissatisfaction with Democratic leaders in the Donald Trump era runs deep. Voters are thirsty for energy, fight and fresh ideas.β
Speaking on CNN, Van Jones said βthe roof is collapsing on the Democratic Party establishment tonight,β and βthis is a new era in Democratic Party politics.β
Source: Robinson, N. J. (2026, June 24). The left is rising. Current Affairs.
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He should be in all detective shows
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Now Iβm naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuhβ¦ wonduh who itβs fromβ¦
Miffy Riceball

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And the fact some people are okay with this.
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
me when i fucking GET you
Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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We salute an absolute icon π«‘
this is my suggestion
Fascists are cowards who depend on the power of rules to defend themselves while they attempt to terrorize others.
decisions made
am i the quintessential golden retriever??
obviously
not really
@quantumm76 idk man i suppose it fits but like
@attheendhello babe i need ur thoughts
ok I voted obviously BUT I don't think it's specifically goldens you just have big dog energy
ok yeah thatβs fair
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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she let me hit cause i could. like that little engine
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.