Lesbians Rejoice

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.

Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

i suggest not letting it get this far

what a beautiful creature....

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

I love bugggsssssss small little dude cool evolution niches hydraulic awesome and sometimes they fly

first guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly fuck

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

Settlers of catan