The mashup you never thought would work
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I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG
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First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Pretty much.
here have some size comparison
Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?
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So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!
A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:
The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:
[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]
And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:
Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:
And since Serenity was mentioned too…
Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.
And for those interested in a visual comparison:
(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)
TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)
This is the analysis I am here for
I was gonna say it’s more like a weed guy and his 1986 Honda Civic hatchback.
apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.
Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂
also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:
Catstronomy - Lim Heng Swee.
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I did not know they were stackable ?????????
many aren't aware of this.
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trying to interrogate the last boy that went to jupiter to get more stupider, but he bit down on an estradiol like a fucking cyanide capsule and I didn't get anything from her!
Decades of stupidity vanished in an instance, just like that, swallowed by the sands of time. What drives a man to seek ignorance over knowledge? Ironically, the answer will remain a mystery. But maybe it’s for the best; afterall, some stone are best left unturned, and unturned it will remain in the twilight zone.
claudia should be ALIVE man she deserves to be running a lestat hate account that's only half ironic and getting meme'd bc she made a video screaming at people to stop making thirst edits of her slutty little dad
and of COURSE being the internet that vid just leads to people tagging her in every lestat edit ever made😭
every time she live streams the chat is flooded with truly heinous messages about where they'd let lestat stick his fangs and she's like
"when do we get a Daddy Lou face reveal?"
"NEVER. I DON’T TRUST YALL AND NEITHER DOES LES."
someone posts a photoset captioned "lmao caught Claudia at the Lestat concert" and the first pic is her in the pit wearing sunglasses and a hat, the second pic is her noticing there's a camera on her, and the rest of the pictures are progressively blurry shots of her chasing the camera person down looking enraged
CLAUDIA AND DANIEL'S DAUGHTERS START A PODCAST