The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
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Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin

oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
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cherry valley forever
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Jules of Nature
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026
They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

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you'd think i was being paid to torment agent smith. but no. i do it for the love of the game
anyway, here's a gif i made :3
if the war could just be fought between robots alone
Pedestrian traffic lights
Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:
Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):
The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:
Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):
Traffic light lady in Bremen:
Karl Marx light in Trier:
Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:
Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):
A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:
Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:
Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:
Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:
Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:
A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:
Bishop in Fulda:
Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung
Enjoy!
something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue
It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture
you gotta get outta there

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me if meowing was a sin tbh
& heres me if meowing was illegal
But it’s not so enjoy
so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus
morphogenetic field theory dot jpg
good time to rewatch Austin Powers now that it's been 30 years since 1997 and 60 years since 1967
It's really not. I rewatched one of those recently and they do not hold up. There are occasional decent one-off gags like the stuck car (which still get dragged out too long), and some of the Dr. Evil stuff is funny, although genre-aware meta-gags about supervillains are now more common than just supervillains played straight, so even the good Dr. Evil bits have since been done much better by others. And meanwhile everything else about those movies is just painful now.
since the Austin Powers movies came out after the Pierce Brosnan reboot of James Bond it ended up being less about the 1960s and more about nostalgia for the very silly Roger Moore (!) era of movies from the '70s and '80s, which were practically self-parodies and inspired most of the spy movie parodies that came afterwards, while riding the Britpop wave of the '90s (and Tony Blair's New Labour) which was also gesturing at the '60s in a cargo cult kind of way; perhaps this whole thing is just Britain finally accepting its decline as world power and finding ways to commercialise its history instead.
I hate to tell you that Austin Powers is not a British film. It wasn't even the British commercialising it.
or as Austin Powers said, "You know what's remarkable is how much England looks in no way like Southern California."
People talk about Austin Powers as a "James Bond parody", but Austin himself is clearly meant to be a terrible impression of Micheal Cane (as Harry Palmer) no?
Anyway, everyone pitch me your Austin Powers reboot where he's from the 90s.
yassified Austin Powers has to unlearn '90s gender politics and pick up Gen-Z norms instead

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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed