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@tiredsaphic
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
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Hoppers (2026), dir. Daniel Chong
bonus/proof:
we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒
one thing i am irrationally angry at is constellations. “this looks like a bear!” “this looks like a guy!”- no the fuck it doesn’t! i have been to kindergarten! i have mastered the art of connect-the-dots! this ain’t it!
i don’t know how many people you had to blackmail to get everyone to agree that this trapezoid looks like a goat, but you did not make it fucking true! you drew those lines in yourself and it still does not look like a goat! who the hell do you think you’re fooling?!?
to be fair orion does kind of look like a guy with a shield and a club
THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!!
HI CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THESE FRESH NEW ORIGINAL CONSTELLATIONS?
THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!!!!
I feel like these might make a lot more sense if we were all staring at the night sky for hours before bed every day of our lives, in a world where there was less light pollution. We would get bored without imaginations.
Orion absolutely looks like a guy.
Worth noting
It makes a little more sense when you see what Orion looks like without light pollution.
Uh
He has a
Uhhh…
Why yes, this caveman does enjoy Lynryd Skynryd
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But what if all at once
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose
the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for
I drew it…. & animated it…
let's loaf with mama
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@bookoramaenderteeth us
The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
average day in 2026
this is what they're doing to me at work tmr
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I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other
