The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Three Goblin Art
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we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly
I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way
Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone
this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
I’m so fucked
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.
Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.
So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.
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british history since 2000

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no mondays in the cambrian era
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
Gennady Dobrov – Farewell glance (1982)
The artist conceived the painting "Farewell Look" to immortalize the story of his own sister. A pianist, she married a violinist, a graduate of the same conservatory. However, the musician failed to manage his talent or his life wisely. He began drinking heavily and eventually became a complete alcoholic. His wife took their daughter and left him. Dobrov depicted this very moment in his painting. [...] From the memoirs of Gennady Dobrov: I approached Boris Georgievich Lukyanov, the editor of the magazine "Artist." He looked at "A Farewell Look" and said, "No, Gena, we can't just show your painting like that. The editorial board members are against it, the Union secretaries are against it too... Sergei Petrovich Tkachev brought a delegation of the Komsomol Central Committee to the painting while it was being hung and complained, "We tell him, 'Take the axe out of the alcoholic's hands,' but he doesn't!" He also forbade television crews from approaching it. And he said to me, "You probably think your painting is brilliant? No, no, no, my dear fellow. We don't need that kind of realism." I filed an appeal... It didn't help. "Farewell Look" was first displayed at the spring exhibition in the Begovaya Street exhibition hall in 1984. The painting caused a sensation, and the number of visitors to the exhibition grew daily. (source)
Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.
Look if he's getting Wi-fi or Reception out there in the ass-end of nowhere, that's a straight-up miracle. I'm sold.

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we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be
Hot girl summer
i know every phone number
do you know who they all belong to?
everyone that has phones
what's mine
hole in the ground for extracting minerals
can you tell me what my phone number is?
i can basically do whatever i want
emily being 41 irl and looking truly hotter every time i see her

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Meta faces damages almost equivalent to its roughly $1.5 trillion market value.
Thirty-three states have banded together to sue Meta, alleging that the company was exploiting its young users on Instagram and Facebook for profit, including by collecting data from children without parental consent. Four of those states—California, New Jersey, Colorado and Kentucky—also claim that the company misled consumers about the addictive design features on the platforms, thereby causing mental health problems in children who got hooked from an early age. The damages requested by those four states add up to a whopping $1.4 trillion, Meta said in a recent court filing, a figure that would allegedly go even higher with the other penalties the attorneys general seek to add. The number is high by many standards but especially when compared to the company’s market capitalization, which is just above $1.5 trillion.
GOOD. Fucking nuke them from orbit, then piss on the survivors.
oh my fucking god