tasteful nudibranch

[ID: Photo of a doorway into a closet or room stuffed with innumerable crabs, wedged up the entire doorway. End ID.]

hey sorry but we came behind your boyfriend and cast a thong of fire about him. yeah and then hewed him with a black axe, and a white flame sprang up from his helm as it was cloven. and this is awkward but we kind of beat him into dust with our maces?? yeah, idk. his banner was really nice though! blue and silver. yeah no i don't think you can get it back. we kind of trod it into the mire of his blood. yeah and the field was lost. sorry man. tears unnumbered and all that.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

#my brain deciding what information to retain

some of the oldest evidence of winemaking comes from georgia; some of the most ancient wheels come from georgia. it can be said that the first drunk drivers were likely georgian