consistency is all I ask

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

physical therapist says I have "one of the best spines he's ever felt, frankly," and the way that went straight to my head

you know what else goes straight to your head

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob