Asylum walls for me to scrawl my ramblings upon

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Probably wouldn’t be harder for any of those but if you pretend to be struggling you might be able to find a nice butch lesbian to give you piggyback trail rides

I’ve been an adult for over half a decade… and I still don’t know how to feel like one.

I am a failure at the American dream, but at least I’m hot and funny and creative.

WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW

Girliepop I am a biologist and by technicality, a computer scientist. We use RGB and cone cell primary colors round these parts.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GREEN

THE SHIRT IS AN EVERGREEN COLOR THE LIGHTING IS JUST SHITTY CORPO BATHROOM LIGHTING

IT LOOKS GREY

Its green. Believe women.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you aren’t photosynthesizing shit with that shade of green.

Have you ever perchance thought that I simply have a different ratio of chlorophyll A and B to better accommodate the light availability of my environment

Oh so you're saying that your head doesn't need to be emptied?

WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW

Girliepop I am a biologist and by technicality, a computer scientist. We use RGB and cone cell primary colors round these parts.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GREEN

THE SHIRT IS AN EVERGREEN COLOR THE LIGHTING IS JUST SHITTY CORPO BATHROOM LIGHTING

IT LOOKS GREY

Its green. Believe women.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you aren’t photosynthesizing shit with that shade of green.

Have you ever perchance thought that I simply have a different ratio of chlorophyll A and B to better accommodate the light availability of my environment

If someone owns a printer then you know they're a perv (said affectionately) because like what are you using that thing for in 2026 other than cum tributes? It's basically a sex toy.

WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW

Girliepop I am a biologist and by technicality, a computer scientist. We use RGB and cone cell primary colors round these parts.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GREEN

THE SHIRT IS AN EVERGREEN COLOR THE LIGHTING IS JUST SHITTY CORPO BATHROOM LIGHTING

IT LOOKS GREY

Its green. Believe women.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you aren’t photosynthesizing shit with that shade of green.

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

Fellas I’m real gay

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

The next James Bond should be a woman but they should keep the whole Bond girl trope so she can be monumentally gay

It is imperative that despite this said movies remain exceedingly misogynistic to all of the women who are not bond

That’s why like girlbond needs to be enthralled by the Bond girls and like she accidentally misses the mission because of it bc they’re so competent and but then she goes and succeeds anyways showing that women are cunning and also capable of failure and recovering from failure and still achieving their goals