My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

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My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

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LFG HOLYOKE!!! 🎉
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Just accidentally typed "sharkspeare", and I'm not sure what this is but I think I'm on to something.
black holes are the T. Rex of astral bodies

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I made a video about the northern pike :]c
funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"
the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it
"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
You get a Milkfish
Chanos chanos
i scrute the milkfish
i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....
you ask me whats in the locket that im wearing and when i open it up its a lovelier meadow than earth physics allows for and the air looks like the wind knitted it out of gold and wonder. the grass and red flowers look like every heaven. i close the locket and youre sad for the rest of your life about something you cant name
this is a pulitzer to me
really need a bumper sticker that says "PLEASE HONK LOUDER
I damaged my hearing seeing The Toxhards live in concert (but it was worth it)"
There's no lead-out on this record and that's SUCH A METAL CREATIVE DECISION.
Doombop! ends on "lalala laaaaaa," and on the youtube track it stutters out to end the video. But the physical record doesn't have a lead-out -- the groove that takes the needle off the recorded bit -- so the track ends with an INFINITE SCREAM of sarcastic glee, protest, horror, despair, rage, until you're forced to get up and move the needle yourself. The screaming will continue until you stop spectating, motherfucker,
LALALA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK, I love this band.
Just saw The Toxhards in concert and a couple got engaged in the middle of doombop. Never kill yourself

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Highlights from the Toxhards concert
- This is the first concert I've been to with an actual mosh pit. It was small and I was tempted but I didn't go in. (Next time)
- They played War Pigs by Black Sabbath as a picture of Dick Cheney slowly grew larger and larger on the screen. Eventually with text reading ROT IN HELL
- They stopped in the middle of Doombop during the encore, noticed a fan's Rush shirt, played a whole song by Rush, then finished Doombop
- They had visuals for most of their songs from the new album and during the song about how you're nostalgic for your little suburb they showed the poem "drone" about amoral impersonal murder
- The mosh pit nearly 'killed' the butcherman before Aengus could
- During Coffee they literally brought out a pot of coffee and paper cups and poured some out for fans
- During that time they gave the bass to a fan and let her play
- Their opening song Die Die Die had an amazing dancer going through the crowd in a Nixon mask
- They did a ton of audience call and response stuff including just a lot of screaming
- for their very last song they screamed LETS OPEN THIS PIT UP and played