Moth’s Domain

My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer

Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

Just accidentally typed "sharkspeare", and I'm not sure what this is but I think I'm on to something.

black holes are the T. Rex of astral bodies

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

you ask me whats in the locket that im wearing and when i open it up its a lovelier meadow than earth physics allows for and the air looks like the wind knitted it out of gold and wonder. the grass and red flowers look like every heaven. i close the locket and youre sad for the rest of your life about something you cant name