My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer
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My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer
Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

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I simply cannot find a mouse that stops the top of me hand from hurting bad! ouch!
Are you dying
hey @elodieunderglass your horsebackriding wouldn't let go of my brain so I made a (tiny) poster
A graphic with two stick figures riding horses on either side of a "no shrimp" sign. Text below reads "SHOULDERS OVER HIPS, you horrid shrimp." /End ID]
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Thank you so much oh my goodness. This is your reminder to unshrimp (if able)
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

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Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)
pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears
OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM
i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions
people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels
if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi
notnnow kitten daddy's flesh has to fester and turn to worms
I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

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it's pride month so here's your sex ed reminders
-get the hpv vaccine if you don't have it. even if you think you're too old. they raised the age limit. get it. hpv can and will kill you and/or your partners.
-planned parenthood does low cost std tests. you should get tested every year if you are sexually active, even if you do not have any new partners.
-there are programs for free/low cost PREP and PEP. if you have frequent new partners or a positive partner, you should take advantage of these programs.
-use condoms, dental dams, etc for any new or untested partners.
-don't fucking douche it's bad for you no matter which hole.
-please don't abuse laxatives or other bowel medications to be "clean" either it is not worth the damage to your intestines.
-do not use perfumed products on your genitals.
-do not use sugar products on your genitals.
-if you have insurance, pap smears are covered in your annual. get one at least every 2-3 years. preferably annually. do not let discomfort kill you.
-if you have a prostate, get it checked regularly.
-if you have had SRS, you should still have a regular pelvic exam.
-you should do self exams and mammograms regularly. yes even after top surgery. traces of breast tissue can remain and can get cancer.
-testing positive for an std is 100% morally neutral. caution is for safety, not for shame.
-do not ignore genital or pelvic pain. infections, disorders, and cancers of this region can be extremely aggressive.
-there are programs for free or low cost birth control. check planned parenthood.
-plan B only works up to a certain weight. ella and some generics work better. read up on whatever you get. keep some on hand if you can. always check the expiration date.
-HRT is not effective birth control. Single digit sperm counts can still manage. No period =\= sterile. Take appropriate precautions, especially if abortion is not accessible in your region.
-there are various common foods and medications that can cause birth control to fail. always check for interactions.
-some allergens can be transferred through bodily fluids. be mindful of severe allergies when making contact.
-stds can spread through oral contact, shared sex toys, open wounds, genital contact, etc. there is no sexual preference or genital configuration that exempts you from risk.
-wash sex toys between uses. you can use condoms on sex toys.
-your health matters.
stay safe, have sex, etc.
pom pom crabs are some of the most unethical animals in the ocean
this man is a serial abuser
His pom poms are two sessile invertebrates he holds in his hands and starves so he can punch stuff with anemones who are so desperate to eat that they’ll use maximum sting on anything that gets close to him. When they starve to death he just finds more
ACTUALLY, IT IS WORSE
The crabs will force the anemones to clone themselves if one dies OR steal others’ anemones if both die
They haven’t found these anemones in their free-living form, so, as far as we know, this anemone species is these crabs’ slave species—it’s only known in association with pom pom crabs
Cool paper on this: Schnytzer, Y., Giman, Y., Karplus, I., & Achituv, Y. (2017). Boxer crabs induce asexual reproduction of their associated sea anemones by splitting and intraspecific theft. PeerJ, 5, e2954. https://doi.org/10.7717/peerj.2954
Crabs of the genus Lybia have the remarkable habit of holding a sea anemone in each of their claws. This partnership appears to be obligate,
So if I understand this right, "slave species" is a biology term only used for this ONE SPECIFIC CREATURE OF ALL THE COUNTLESS LIVING ORGANISMS ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET?!
Oh, the slave species thing is outdated information from the original study in the 90’s. To be fair, that study is still very very respected, it was just wrong about this specific thing.
Their anemones aren’t a unique species, they are only visually distinct because the crab farms them in a very specific way - making a fragment of a larger hawaiian anemone, or finding a newly spawned one. When they carry it around, they force the anemone to adapt to an entire new lifestyle. The crab’s nocturnal behavior slowly kills the anemone’s photosynthetic symbionts, from which it gets its color. After that, the crab can control how much food the anemone actually gets by using it to mop up food off the sea floor, and take excess out of its mouth. Since it doesnt have to reach for sunlight, or reach to catch food, this encourages dense, but short tentacles.
The shortcoming of this study was just that its very hard to get the anemone away from the crab without killing both, and its equally hard to get an anemone to bounce back from this state.
Due to their introduction into home aquaria, we now know any anemone they take will end up in this state, (bubble tips, aipistasia, haitian anemones, the list goes on) and we also know they are not bound to carrying anemone’s specifically. They’ve been seen collecting zoanthids, palythoa, and euphyllia (though euphyllians usually don’t survive).
*Explaining how public transit works to a speedrunner*
So imagine a frame rule
Americans love to say shit like "why don't you check your nearby eBay listings for a lightly used 1970's electron microscope"
turns out this place is lousy with em
I've complained about this before but ngl I hate how most gluten free food sold in stores is also vegan and low fat and low sugar and all that, bcs I think that people who are gluten free but not vegan or on a diet deserve food that's just gluten free, and vegans that don't have allergies deserve food that isn't gluten free, and people who can't have too much sugar or fat deserve non-vegan non-gluten free food.
Also as someone with POTs who needs a lot of salt so much gluten free food also being "health" food makes it less healthy for me. I need salt and sugar and fat!!
If there is any justice in this universe the diet industry will one day know my wrath.

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In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson
It's crazy that social media broadly never adopted the queue, an iconically great Tumblr feature. I love the feeling of hurling posts into a void through which they will later emerge in an orderly fashion.