Moth’s Domain

My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer

Really funny post to come across after dropping out. Damn. My horny ass couldn’t be a mechanical engineer

sparkle on! its the first day of the fifth month in the year the albatross came to the south-western halls. forget who you are

hobbits are kind of like gay uncles

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

um actually you can join the army at 16

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

Cats also like olives because they have a similar compound to catnip in them, so OP's cat likely tore open the package for that reason. I learned this the hard way the first time I ate olives near my cat :/ they're not poison on their own but the ones for people are def way too salty for cats.

I should clarify my cat was fine, she just made a mess trying to violently steal all the olives.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

An you will find that a lot of ttrpg discussion in 2026 is the same as it was in 2004...

Jon Peterson 's book The Elusive Shift digs into fanzines from the late 1970s. Plenty of the discussions were the same then, too.

The rules-versus-rulings debate with respect to "umpired" tabletop strategy games goes at least as far back as the free Kriegsspiel movement ca. 1870 (also being one of the first well-documented cases of a formal game design movement within a tabletop gaming community), so we've been having at least some of the same arguments for ~150 years.

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character