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brékingue bade

when you accidentally call your teacher 'mom' during sex

the notes are teaching me new things about the president of france

If you believe axiomatically that the US's enemies can't ever outperform the US in governance and development, you are simply not a rational thinker and you need to accept that

Y'all mind if a white boy loops a little time tonight?

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

oh so now im the bad guy just because im a piece of shit¿

If you prefer video gaming, you have an “action” soul. If you like to sit down with a glass of water, you are a “breeze” type person. Those who love to play music are “wish type” person

when someone self diagnoses there's the possibility that they're wrong, unlike formal diagnosis which is infallible and never ever weaponised against anyone ever :)

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"