today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
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today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)

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no show will ever have what taskmaster has. to me. the absolute silliness. a competition show where everyone wins and everyone loses and everyone is having the time of their lives. bring in a flashlight from your kitchen as a prize. or bring in your whole oven. it's 5 points either way. you WILL build a fort out of cardboard and tape and you WILL care about it so much. the way every task is so harmless and fun and generally done with like. everyday household objects. it's just weird little challenges that no one in their right mind would ever do or be good at. but everyone wants to win so bad and they get mad when they only get 1 point. throw some ping pong balls at alex horne and maybe you'll feel better.
Every episode has one challenge where someone rules-lawyers their way to a ridiculous result. The challenge will be “You must throw this pea so it lands on this strip of carpet - the pea that travels the furthest wins,” and someone will throw the pea onto the carpet, pick the carpet up, and drive off with it. There was one where the challenge was to keep Alex dry from a shower and they did it by disconnecting the shower. Another one, where they had to be tied up so it took the longest time for Alex to untie them and one contestant started by tying Alex up thoroughly instead. Half the fun of watching the show is trying to work out the weirdest way someone could interpret the challenge. The other half is watching the contestants do something ridiculous just because they can. I think there was a cooking challenge where someone asked for champagne but then never used it as an ingredient - they just drank the champagne.
in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time
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@heraldofultimateness how does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

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Robot girl wakes up from a nap w a big yawn but instead this sound plays from her vocal speakers instead
Oh hey it me
So one of the things I find really cool about Magia exedra is exploring how magical girls work in alternate universes. the holy quintet swimsuit alts got recontextualized into being magical island guardians, the Kyosaya Christmas alts are from a universe where magical girls get their powers from Santa, and the Kyomami Pastry chef alts are from a universe where magical girls are called “Sorceresses” and the two run a magic pastry shop.
So I wanted to speculate how some old magireco event units might get recontextualized into AU versions:
Haregi Alts,and Miko iroha and Ui: Magical girls are instead shrine maidens who protect people from demons. They get their powers from the gods
Tanabata Yachiyo: Magical girls are instead demigods who walk amongst mortals and disguise themselves as ordinary people to protect mortals from curses. Yachiyo in particular is a goddess of the stars.
Eternal Sakura Swimsuit Alt: The world is a digital program and magical girls are instead called “Admins” who protect people from Viruses. Eternal Sakura is an admin of an underwater resort.
Vampire Kanagi, vampire juri, vampire Yuna, and Sister Momoko: Magical girls are instead nuns who get their powers from god. Instead of witching out because their soul gems get corrupted by curses, they become vampires when their soul gems get corrupted by sin.
Momoko and Mitama Mermaid alts: Magical girls are instead called “Sea Maidens” and they are able to shift between a human form and a mermaid form. they become Sea Monsters instead of witches. (An event like this would be perfect for Sayaka lol).
Holy Mami and Holy Alina (I know that these are mainline story forms but they got recontextualized for events in magireco): Magical girls are instead angels who spread goodwill amongst humans. instead of witches, they become fallen angels.
Touka and Nemu and Nayuta and Mikage Christmas alts: in a world where it’s Christmas year-round, Magical girls get their powers from wishing upon a star when they have potential. Their job is to spread Christmas cheer and to keep witches at bay, since witches are instead monsters who feed on negative emotions and cause blizzards (think the wendigos from My little pony)
Nagisa Valentine’s version: Honestly I think this version would already fit pretty well into the Kyomami pastry chef au, tbh. I can see her being adopted taken in as an apprentice by Kyoko and Mami.
Doppel Kyoko: Instead of girls making wishes to become magical girls, girls make wishes to become witches. They harvest emotions from humans and convert it into magical energy to give to the incubators.
Darkness Kanagi and Darkness Mitama: Instead of the Wings of Magius, the magical girls of kamihama are instead antagonized by Kanagi and Mitama. the wings of magius are instead a secret resistance instead of a cult.
Demon parade Kagome: Magical girls are instead called “Spirit Guides” and their duty is to guide souls to the afterlife.
Valentine’s Sudachi: Magical girls are instead called “fairies” and are born from the love some pours into a sweet. When the sweets are done, the fairy hatches from the sweet and scampers away before anyone can see them. They are tiny people who protect humans and improve their lives from the shadows. (Think the borrowers for comparison). Sudachi in particular was born from a batch of cookies, and she lives in a mousehole in Yozuru and Livia’s apartment.
The Google AI Overview is presenting misinformation in saying that Ringo Starr does not have the elf stones when, in fact, he does. This is in direct violation of 18 U.S. Code § 35 and needs to be corrected
I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen
“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
girl...
come ON
So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me
massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god
i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

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people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.
help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels