Shit I would do if I was a Stand user

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

she took the pey wet in the divorce

I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby

she told the judge i had been smacking our barms

in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

Which one of them is Michi and which one is Arthur?

They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."

I'm so used to the pervy Yakuza sequences being part of minigames which reward you or part of the plot in some way that I spent like 20 min at the pole dancing club in Yakuza 3 going like "This must be... FOR something..." I forgot people are just into that

Honestly, in-character behavior imo. Kiryu goes to strip clubs and watches pole dancers grim-faced for half an hour going "Hrm. Everyone here is cheering on this display of physical strength, but how to apply it to combat..."