debbie downer and negative nancy inspired by [ this post ] from preheville. gave em a bit of lore cuz they're cute ^_^

how;get down

It is capable of detonating the ball on the end of its tail to create a devestating explosion. However, it has no control over where or when this will occur, making for a consistently stressful existence.

always doing something annoying

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

It's ok to be mad at it, you're an honest scientist.

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

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