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$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
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Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.
Hello I spent the past few years very slowly loosing my mind while making a very silly comic about getting isekai'd as a Digimon. It is free to read and only 59 pages.
You can find it on this Tumblr-blog or on this ComicFury-page, pick whichever you prefer. Please keep in mind the comic is formatted to be read on desktop, pwease don't try to read it on your phone

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cartoon by Charles Barsotti.
I finally started vlr and got 4 endings at the moment every single thing is LOCKED
Axe end is hilarious with the reveal of baby akane is the narrator because she’s describing a woman who’s killing people with an axe as a beautiful Angel and on replays you just kind of sit there with the knoldge that you’re listening to a 12 year old girl have a bisexual awakening because a girl is about to kill her crush with an axe.
⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now
i need to get gender affirming surgery
BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

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$5 dollar dollar sloppy!!!!!
SLOPPY JOE
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I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly
Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"
Silence.
Longer silence.
And I knew in my heart what was happening.
So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."
Another much shorter silence.
Then:
"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"
And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.
Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.
-Terry Pratchett
Twewy inspired pride pins!
Get the PNGs here!
chikorita's my friend. my funny animal. my houseplant with little nails that click on the kitchen tiles.
i love this thirsty little plant so much i animated him
the only true ally

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Motorbikes gadevoirds
Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.
Less than a week later:
The saga continues, feat. Remember Me? Anthony
The whole internet loves The Baby 2, a lovely baby space dragon who’s best friends with a Pichu!
Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu