I’m As giddy As A Baby In A Centrifuge

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

This will be painful for the poor guy, the executioner carries a forgery! Instead of using an original chainsaw from the German company ‚Stihl‘, the global market leader in chainsaw manufacturing, he works with a cheap imitation of unknown origin, the illegible name consisting of strange characters. We can be sure that its gliding through flesh and bones will not be as smooth as the original one‘s would be!

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

haters will see you trigger and say he can't afford a cauldron vial

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died