TortureWare ver. 6

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower