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ok but the wildbow paracruise is still on right

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what ever happened to famous wormblogger wbcannibalgf? I remember my childhood, we sat around the fire as she recounted stories of her mannequin divorce.... those were the days.....
i have developed a suite of anti-relaxation techniques that i employ whenever im in a rough spot to make a trigger event more likely
any time im confined or physically restrained i immediately start thinking about how much everyone i know hates me so i dont get stuck with a boring ass mover power

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So I was on the bike earlier today, and some guy was on the leaderboards named Jack Slash, and I'm not joking when I say this: I stared at it for a good, like, three minutes straight. Like I was just stunlocked in my room giving it the fucking Kubrick stare, man. "It's not really him"? Yeah, no shit, brother, you think a guy that busy has time to hit the bike every morning at two hundred watts? First of all, he doesn't need the exercise. Dude is always going outside and touching grass, and maybe doing some other stuff I don't really wanna touch on right now.
And secondly? I don't know, man, he's got fucking Bonesaw cyber legs or something, he'd probably be doing ten times that wattage just based on the raw kinematics. Which would be cheating, by the way. Okay, speaking of cheating, you know who is one hundred percent actually on the leaderboards? Defiant.
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Bro, what the fuck are you doing, you're literally a cyborg, why the hell are you getting on the bike every morning just to mog us normies who still gotta worry about eating and shitting and mortality and the human condition? Don't you have some kind of instant exercise mechanism where you tap a few keys and *boop boop boop* you've exhausted your glycogen stores in two point five nanoseconds?
I thought NEPEA-5 was supposed to give power back to the everyman but nooooo, it turns out guided scenic bike rides are legally exempt, I gotta deal with being in the bottom fiftieth percentile cause we live in a world where half the motherfuckers are out there hitting DAILY records using power-assisted cyber-doping
altpower taylor AU where she is the beatles. the trio shoves all four of them in the locker and they all trigger. they fight leviathan and stuff
you cant call it taylor in name only because her name isnt taylor its john paul george and ringo
Everyone in the Triumvirate (including Hero) is queer but Legend is the only one who made a big deal out of it
"Legend ended homophobia" is one oft-cited thing I just cannot buy, sorry! Best illustrated with a visual aid:
wormverse being significanty less homophobic than our reality makes taylor seem even more bigoted by comparison, which is funny
Homophobia Taylor, who lives in a locker & says over 10000 slurs each day,
i work at the slug milking branch of cauldron and every time i visit another department theyre just watching contessa gopro footage and eating popcorn. starting to think we might be a fake conspiracy

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I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.
i have developed a suite of anti-relaxation techniques that i employ whenever im in a rough spot to make a trigger event more likely
credit to @wbcannibalgf for the ur caption
how do you post so good actually what kinda worm power does that
no powers necessary. every morning I get out of my spider silk sheets (in case someone tries to shoot me while im asleep (for posting too good)), place 10 wildbow snacks in front of the wildbow shrine (3 poisoned, my position is nuanced), self insert into worm for thirty minutes to feed atlas, look at a twig, then sit down in front of my pc and once a month ill sometimes type something
Hello is this Victoria Dallon? Yes, your daughter Kenzie fell into the Taffy puller on her field trip today. Yes she's nine feet tall now, yes, we're so sorry. Basketball? Yes, we have a school basketball team, why do you ask?

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who else up doing backshots in the protectorate HQ bathroom
peri i know you can hear me in the other stall why are we both on our phones
Out of all the bugs you've eaten, which is the yummiest?
six years ago i accidentally swallowed a ladybug and was so overcome with ecstatic bloodlust that i vowed to never do it again for the safety of everyone