scuttlebug jamboree

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.

And HE gets to have a cutie mark? What a sick joke.

I just want to get dicked down again =/

It's called "you laugh, you lose", kid. Basically, if you laughed, you laust. Now put on your Three Stooges "Whirly" mask from amazon basics, or hit the bricks

doesn't really make sense or make me laugh + POINTLESSLY STOOGIFIED. Consider yourself blocked

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

anyone else skipping to their lou today? how about someone else's lou? let me know in the comments below. bye.

Yeah I’ll reblog that

What

I think maybe my thing I said was not normal ☹️