scuttlebug jamboree

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

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hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

FACT #16

spotted on 93 south. why did they get and remove this heartfelt mural, save the sliver between windows? was it just too difficult to get it all off? did a mass statie tag them for illegal window tint? did they realize it says "H aaokiy C" on jokie's head? regrettably, i wasnt strong enough to run them off the road and find out.

1. yes, real people work on these

2. some of the scripts might be ai generated but a lot of them are poorly translated in to english from other languages (china and russia are really big in to verticals) or just written in like an afternoon by someone with no will to live

3. shockingly you get paid really well for these, like way more than nonunion standard, which is why a lot of actors flock to them

4. they’re typically hosted on tiktok or apps specifically designed for hosting verticals