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markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

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6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

inthefallofasparrow

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

deadelated

Dude you have to go to Stoopidburger in Portland it's 70$ and they stir the water

ellielol

I did treat myself to a Switch 2 when I got my first paycheck from this job and i'm so glad I did bc we're so slow always that I just get paid to play Pokemon half the time

ellielol

the only issue is this means I have to play the Switch Pokemon games which are not great. I just started Scarlet for the first time though and i am legitimately shocked they shipped this. i bought it used for cheap and i'm playing it on something more powerful than the Switch 1 and i still feel like a sucker whenever the game glitches out or stutters.

Legends ZA was fun though I actually had a great time w it. even if the city itself looks kinda boo boo the game runs better and generally looks better. and is actually fun

I did treat myself to a Switch 2 when I got my first paycheck from this job and i'm so glad I did bc we're so slow always that I just get paid to play Pokemon half the time

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best part of working for a company with multiple locations is getting to shit talk when customers come in and complain about the asshole manager over at another location. Like girl u have no idea....

The Amazing Physical Circus

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I'm not exempt from succumbing terrible wordplay memes, but the tadc ones have got to stop soon lol. we've reached the point where they're just an abysmal derivative chorus

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

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this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

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sreegs

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

hobgoblinhero

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

galaxywarp

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

playthings2007

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

pjackk

When i went to brasil i couldnt stop the rythm of the beat and the spirit of the vibe no matter how much i needed a break

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

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