Twitchy Human Disaster

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

the whole club was looking at worms

Schrödinger's Tortoise

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

The longer I’m on estrogen the shorter my shorts become

dark souls font red state women's bathroom shitted in

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.