a set of things

to be fair to lestat (which i don’t say often and if i ever do feel free to shoot me btw) he did come into the year 2020 pretty abruptly, and in that light i think the immediate bid for becoming a celebrity makes sense. imagine being a theater gay born in the 1800s living to the 1920s and then taking a nap and when you wake up mainstream society is marginally Fine with gay people and the pop scene looks like That. i too might immediately decide to become vampiric David Bowie 2.0, were i so inclined

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

#myvocabulary