i don't know why i still have a tumblr

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

we need a three day weekend i swear to god no experiments no testing no bullshit we gotta lop off a workday

My mother likes to say “short story long” and honestly she’s right

I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he's the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save the world is to give me 40 million dollars.

every employer is like "do you want to work in a fast-paced environment? with flexible hours?" where are the slow pace environments with consistency instead

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

Alright I’ll google it

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?