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baby hippo but make it a baby triceratops

thememedaddy

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crochet aquarium

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William Mason Brown (1828-1898) "Raspberries in a Wooded Landscape" Oil on canvas Located in the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, Bentonville, Arkansas

callmebliss-got-swamped

@sinnahsaint saaaaame. That many berries in such good shape, fallen on a path with no berry bush obviously nearby, and at the edge of light and shadow - at best, someone has dropped their berries. At worst…something terrible has happened to someone, just outside the frame.

AND they dropped their berries

sinnahsaint

Those and the third possibility of an unsprung trap baited with berries.

No thank you.

alpacamyhedgehog

These are the goblin fruits they warned us about

msbarrows

I find it particularly perturbing that the painting includes what appears to be a wild strawberry plant on the left, with unopened flowers. Strawberries ripen before raspberries (it’s usually generally strawberries in spring, raspberries in summer) , so where did all these out-of-season raspberries even come from!?

Definitely a trap from the fae.

aniseandspearmint

The way they trail into the bushes really does just scream TRAP doesn't it?

knittykitty86

It's screaming fae trap, tbh.

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theodysseyofhomer

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

strinak

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

theodysseyofhomer

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

polyphemusthecylcops

...

theodysseyofhomer

this is the only funny addition to this post

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Achievement Unlocked:

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Well ain't that a poke in the eye.

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judgejudyofficial

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

hoshikostar

glitterygolem

I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.

#goes for the mountain west too #idaho i love you but i hate who is in charge of you

bigandtired-deactivated20250405

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 5

#vids

marxism-ex-silium

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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countofeight

Glad it’s not just me

ventela1

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

#vids

omagpies

The Minotaur of Cretes

posted a month ago on my Patreon, original text by @pigswithwings can be found here 💗 I started this one last December and then couldn’t touch it for many months until finally it just kind of happened. it means a lot to me to this day 💗

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Wait What

pigswithwings

IM GONNA DDIEEEEEEE. okay this is fucking awesome the beginning is exactly how i imagined it. when i started writing my long ass post thread it fully imagined theseus/the hero as like. just some kid and you got that energy PERFECTLY from them kicking rocks around to the little expressions this is so fucking cool. oh my god. THE CUTAWAYS TOO !!! YES ! THE JUXTAPOSITION OF EMOTION IS EXACTLY ON POINT. ohh my god the paneling. the paneling. theseus/the hero getting scared by the minotaur is so correct. the THREAD LEADING TO LIGHT!!! the way you broke up some of my words for better effect such as "like. like." and "or send someone else in" YES!!! i am pumping my fist in the air so hard. THIS IS GORGEOUS!! thank you so much

pointnclick

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

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Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

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chaddywaddy3

Thanks now I have a quest marker i can't get rid of until I find the rest...

fanonical

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

netheritenugget

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

wolfbeware

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

pixiis-blog

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

drakonyx121

woah

transasfuck30

Yeag

#minecraft #savetag

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theoriginaljordge

Half of SG1's conversations are literally just

"Jack?"

"Daniel."

"Jaaack."

"Teal'c?"

"Indeed. Major Carter?"

"Sir." ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

"There ya have it."

And that's like the whole conversation

The other half of their conversations is Sam or Daniel infodumping

ironychan

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

gholateg

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

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