i’m just someone’s weird coworker

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself