(NOT THE SONIC OSCILLATOR!!)

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

a side affect of testosterone i've noticed is persistent dreams of tall figure with a golden mask leading you among the dead as through a wedding celebration

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

hey umm you know how sometimes I suspend your sidekick upside down over a bubbling vat of green acid as like, bait? I know it makes you mad but I’ve done it a ton and it’s been fine. well I did it again tonight and uhh the blood pooled in his head and like. well he died. idk if it was the fumes or if he had some kind of post covid autonomic stuff going on or what. what but what matters is that it wasn’t on purpose. you know me you know that’s not my style.