(insert homoerotic kazoo solo here)

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

I want to bite and bite and bite and bite and bite and bite

Matilda is a crazy book cause it starts out like ‘this little girl was super smart and loved to read :) and sometimes she used her smarts to play pranks on her shitty family :)’ and you’re like ‘wow good for her!! i hope her life gets easier once she starts going to school’ and then she starts going to school and develops telekinetic superpowers via emotional dysregulation that she subsequently uses to psychologically torment her principal into confessing that she murdered her brother-in-law and made it look like a suicide in order to seize control of her niece’s trust fund. And then Matilda’s entire family has to flee the country because it turns out her dad has been stealing cars and they’re all being hunted by the FBI

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

Hi, linguist here. It is

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine