THE MACHINE LONGS FOR YOUR TOUCH

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

the world is my whale carcass

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

austin walker always has the best taste in ships. “i think i kind of ship gandalf and pippin” <- real as FUCK

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back