just some guy 😍

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

you people aren't CASTING

There are no servals in this post

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures