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Alex sighs. Deeply.

"The Pizza Parlor. Where do I even begin."

"It was originally bought as a small business by the Boss to yknow. Re-invest and withdraw our money we have earned through other means. She was looking for someone to set up the basics of it and my uncle, Elio Calvetti gladly took over, and well..."

Alex pinches their forebridge.

"He Is very enthusiastic about pizza and found his passion, to the point where he's running the parlour as a fulltime chef and has pretty much withdrawn from all other family duties."

"He thrives, though. And the Pizza parlour thrives, its pretty popular with local workers. And the pizza is excellent."

"Don't tell him or he won't shut up about it but I'm happy for him even though its not very. Mafia-esque."

„Uh-um, yes? No? I will be honest i could not tell you either way. she keeps talking about different boyfriends girlfriends and partners every time i see her so either she goes through them on a weekly basis or shes like. in a city-spanning polycule. Would not put either past her, too.“

Agent Mojito looks slightly offended, although it might also be a fake gasp. „I like to think i smell normal, thank you very much. I do my best to shower every day when I‘m not out on missions and against what some coworkers say i do use deodorant. When i go out in the evenings on my own time I like to smell nice.“

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For further information on the matter we have kindly asked some of his associates:

Agent Kouign-Amann (B-Rank): „You can tell he‘s just showered because he‘ll strut around the Agency hosed down with AXE deodorant spray.“

Dr. Thomas (Agency Head Doctor): „Well whenever he comes into my office he smells like sweat blood and gunpowder. Mostly Blood. Usually.“

Detective Quinn (Police): „He smells like a perfect mix of cologne, gunmetal and tobacco…. sweat and a kind of woody undertone…. A hint of blood but hear me out, in an intriguing and mysterious way. No, i don‘t think he smells weird. N. N-No, i don‘t think about his scent regularly….“

"I have an older sister! She's very, uh, metal."

"She works in a small store out of town that sells punk items I believe? I was in there once and it was all black shirts, spiked collars and bandanas. She fits right in! I see her every so often at family gatherings or for once a month lunches with our parents."

"It's more an off the books type of thing - not exactly marketable, the type of work I do. Your best bet is to ask me directly and I'll set up a contract, or go through the director if you got his special phone number for these type of services."

"Also, MinkedIn is a blight on society. So glad I'm not part of said society."

He takes on a straight posture and a more business-like tone.

"If you're seriously interested in my services, let me know what I can do for you and I'll set you up with a contract and the price I ask for. Usually all missions are handled via the agency and my boss, but if you'd like to keep it off the records I can just tell him I'm on an NDA mission for good money."

"My lime green ears, minty fresh demeanour, sweet sugar brown eyes - I'm already the whole deal!"

Mojito started drinking Mojito's as a commitment to the bit at first, but its long since become his go to drink without even thinking about it. His Drinksona, if you will.

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