lotus

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.

thank you for your work, comrade slide

OFFICER DOWN

toes

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

because they can’t drive

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there

if you want ftm bottom surgery the doctor just pulls out a chainsaw

I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or unkind or anything.. just bitchy

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

im typing this from my ps4

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

killed this fucking goofester