Worm with Problems💫

I want to see Eva "nuked Antarctica" Stratt fight John "nuked Melbourne" Gaius. In one corner we have slowly deliberately killing the Earth to save humanity. In the other we have wiping out humanity in revenge for killing the Earth. Ultimate boss battle.

the locked tomb aka Gideon having the worst time of her life and Harrow having the worst time of her life and Camilla having the worst time of her life and Palamedes having the worst time of his life and Nona having the best time of her life and Ianthe pretending to have the best time of her life while having the worst time of her life.

Crux tending to Harrowhark during her psychosis after entering the tomb, spoon-feeding her to make sure she ate, and Harrowhark later quietly cleaning out his arteries with flesh magic to extend his life while he pretended not to notice.

Really fun thing about being in the locked tomb fandom is making a post about how Naberius Tern's pomade is almost certainly made out of human fat, and then going into the tag and seeing a post from a new reader who's just gotten to Canaan House and is remarking on how Normal the other Houses seem to be in comparison to the Ninth's weird death cult. It genuinely brings me such joy

underrated locked tomb detail is how so much emphasis is put on the difference between flimsy and real paper and yet it doesn't have to be explained exactly what that difference is because we know. we know okay we know what the nine houses would use instead of trees for cheap mass-produced printing material. it doesn't even have to be stated that gideon's skin mags are printed on actual human skin we know-

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"