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hate when you’re going somewhere in Chicago and it becomes clear you’ve wandered into Cubs-fan controlled territory

especially when they catch your scent and their protruding mandibles start chattering

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

people will really come on here and be like "wow being smart as a kid was so alienating for me, i was just so smart i couldn't relate to anyone" and then repeatedly fall for obvious bait posts

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk