If You Spell Applesauce With Just As

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

Sadam HATE this hole

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

The feared sting-ray

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP