Ch. 7: Queer Lodgings

GUYS I ADDED LYRICS TO THE WONDERLAND SONG!

You made it!

Hopefully you didn’t have too much trouble navigating the Wilds!

Hey, hello sirs

And ladies!

Welcome, welcome, to Wonderland!

You will find, your heart’s, desire

Come in, and spin, and see what you will sacrifice, come on!

One two three, spin the wheel, what will it be, an eye an ear?

One two three, spin it good, don’t be rude

Come on darling play!

One two three four five seven eight, how long will it take, will you play, will you break?

You wanna be free? There’s nowhere to flee!

Hey, hello sirs, and ladies! Welcome, most welcome, to Wonderland!

Trust, Forsake, Trust Forsake, what will it be, will you make a mistake?

Trust, Forsake, Trust, Forsake, press the button, no need to wait

Come in, Will you win? Or will this challenge be your end?

Oh look, it’s time for the bonus round!

One two three, you can escape, one betrayal is all it’ll take

One two three, heal your wounds, but don’t forget our two-to-one rules!

One two three four five seven eight, are we real, are we fake?

Push, push through, and you, you’ll go, leave the show, aglow 

Trust me darling I know!

Break the rules, my beautiful jewels, my sweet little fools 

And you better believe, you won’t get to leave 

This game that we weave… 

“ “[DEADNAME] Again" “ 

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

(I got two requests for these two, 26 and 39. I think they fit together pretty well, so I’m combining them)

26: “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.” /  39: “Don’t cry.”

“That’s it for me, I’m heading out.” Hannu dropped a final tray of loaves on the counter and dusted flour from his hands.

Joona looked up from the sink, where he was elbow-deep in soapy water and mixing bowls. “Already? I thought you were here until close.” Not that he made it a point to memorize Hannu’s schedule, or the dates when their hours aligned. Of course not.

Hannu pulled his apron off and hung it on the peg. “Nah. I was supposed to, but Jonna switched with me so she could go on a date tomorrow night.” He glanced at the door to the public side of the bakery, saw that Jonna was busy helping a customer, and sidled over. “Why? Are you gonna miss me?” His elbow brushed Joona’s ribs as he reached for the faucet to rinse his hands. “Don’t cry, I’ll be back tomorrow.”

Joona snorted. “Oh yeah, I’ll be sobbing in a minute. Good thing I’m just washing dishes, or all the bread would be salty tomorrow.” He bumped his hip against Hannu’s and took the faucet back to rinse a bowl. “Asshole.”

“Idiot.”

“Slacker.”

“Drudge.”

King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Hnnnng…

Hnnnnnnnngg….

Leaf Dice

Thorn Dice

Gear Dice

Also, there are so, so many cool dice on there

Step Dice

Kaladesh

D4 Shell Dice

Zodiac

Nucleii Dice

D3

Jack Dice

TOPS!

D5

Curlicue

Braille

Celtic

Alphabet based on english frequency

Modern Art D4

me: ok but y the word two at the start.

wiktionary:

When you’re in a battle against an enemy so much bigger, so much stronger than you, to find out you had a friend you never knew existed, that’s the best feeling in the world. 

By coming together, all of us, by pledging our solidarity, our friendship, we’ve made history.