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is that a bug in your pocket or does ur penis have 6 legs & skitter around

Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts

My emo phase will end when i die

apparently there’s a gay porn star with a my chemical romance tramp stamp?? gerards legacy lives on

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

imagine how bullets era mcr’s reaction would be to being told that they sold 65k+ tickets in minutes-