Trying my best

no legendaries in this region you just gotta fight all four of the beatles 

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

Residents of the Spider Gorge

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.