Black Paladin!Shiro 4ever bitch!

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

@systlin

AAAHH! THIS IS AMAZING! Is this inspired by my piece or just coincidence? Either way I love it!

Lol this showed up again on my dashboard years after I made it, but it absolutely is your piece !

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

Yeah I can work with that.

"jason beat up a child" im gonna be honest here, aside from the fact that they were like 15 and 17 at the time, the child in question was also a superhero that gets beat up like every day but for some reason its only bad when the other child does it. child on child crime or wtva. see when two-face beats up this guy, its fair play, but when the teenager red hood beats up this kid, now its war. boo hoo tim get your ass up you have work to do

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.