Black Paladin!Shiro 4ever bitch!

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

'unbecoming' is such a good word. not only was that thing you did bad but it also made you less.

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

On it boss

#forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it the most beautiful of interpretations to wit:#that steve is experiencing that horribly awkward moment when you’re attracted to someone and it makes you too aware of your own body#on the outside he’s all calm but on the inside it’s like#‘RED ALERT CAPTAIN ROGERS THIS IS A FOUR ALARM HOTNESS SITUATION!!#oh god what am i doing with my hands what do i do with my hands is there some kind of like – protocol –#should i hook them in my belt loops? maybe? FUCK this doesn’t feel right#GODDAMN IT STEVE YOU SPENT SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT IN A COLD WAR WIKIPEDIA SPIRAL#YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOOGLED ‘WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HANDS IN 2014’ ?!?!?#okay calm down rogers calm down be cool it’s fine he didn’t notice just put them in your pockets easy does it totally normal nothing to see#SHIT now that my hands are in my pockets i can’t just STAND here looking like i’m trying to puff up my massive chest HE MUST THINK I’M SUCH#A#TOOL#okay here it is here’s the plan: the lean#just – lean – on the wall#u can do it steve ol buddy remember when you used to actually need to lean on stuff and just play it like that#leaaaaaaan on over#just casual#reaaaaaaal casual#YES. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE POSITION. I AM SO CASUAL AND NORMAL. THIS IS WHERE MY HANDS SHOULD GO.#EXCELLENT TACTICAL DECISION MAKING UNDER PRESSURE CAPTAIN ROGERS#WHY THANK YOU CAPTAIN ROGERS.’ (tags via gyzym)

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games