take me under the blue

My copy of Richard III does not have a [*Clarence dies*] stage direction so I’m going to assume that he’s absolutely fine in that wine barrel

the persistence of "he or she" makes me slightly insane. youre willing to adapt and learn nearly every other linguistic change in modern times but yet you stlll refuse the singular they, which has been around longer than you've been alive. annoying.

The Tempest, aka the only time Shakespeare wrote an Antonio who isn't blatantly thirsting over some other dude

Theory: he wrote it after they broke up

um, actually, Sebastian and Antonio are together, obviously

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

beg for your life, tennis boy

This will never not be funny to me

it's all "make your own food" this and "baking for people is a love language" that but when i, Titus Andronicus,

Further con: I am constantly being reminded of fun facts during situations where I am Supposed To Be Quiet

further con: i can't stop talking even though i can tell everyone wishes i would just shut the fuck up

someone please tell me if this is actually in accordance with how you spell irish stuff

The Virgin latinize vs the tead gealicise

when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and when brennan lee mulligan said “you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, then the universe cares. and if you don’t, then it doesn’t”