why not

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[Image ID: Tweet from danny (@/ dannethBoi) on Apr 6, 2026 reading: at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes /End ID]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

the way the entire plot of iwtv relies on the fact that louis is insanely good looking.

this makes me think about how i always consdered jane austen’s books to be a lot creepier than ppl give them credit for. they’re cozy favorites of mine, but they’re not without their own horror (all my cozy favorites are a little frightening, a little sad). this feeling of pervasive inescapable imprisonment is part of it, but also most of austen’s happy endings are tinged with a reminder of something horrific. i remember watching the 95 movie adaptation of sense & sensibility with my mom and how we talked about the ending being really horrific, even if it’s a happy one – watching 16 year old marianne learn to love and settle with 50 year old alan rickman and be grateful about it! and knowing that this is indeed her best choice, just like darcy did indeed help lydia by paying for her marriage to wickham, despite what we know her life will be like. austen’s commitment to realism can be very terrifying, especially because she never lets you forget about women’s dependency on men, or all the other social shackles placed on her privileged heroines and their happy endings.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig