why not

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

notice how everyones 30 now

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.