why not

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first