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is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

No, but it is pride month

kuma-kami

Visit Original Link

snowdaysforever

DELETE THIS POST

theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

kingjoohooney

WHAT THE FUCK

hastopreleasedtheiralbumyet

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

heritage-post

date of origin: April 1st, 2014

onlinebeast

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

ladyorlandodream

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bogleech

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

bogleech

Almost 20,000 people know what I’m talking about

ivy-michaels

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

ivy-michaels

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

caats

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

anxietyproblem

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jenovacomplete

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

jenovacomplete

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

angremlin-deactivated20250312

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

catboybiologist

Its worse when you realize that there's multiple layers of "Navajo nation inside Hopi Reservation, and Hopi Reservation inside Navajo nation" going on

catboybiologist

The surrounding pink/brown is Arizona

The top right yellow corner is the Navajo nation

Any pink/brown inside the yellow corner is Hopi reservation

Any further yellow inside that is further pieces of the Navajo nation inside the Hopi reservation

And I think there's even a city or two inside those yellow pieces that are Hopi, but are too small to see on the map

foone

I calculated once that you could travel in a straight line between two points in Arizona and have the current time change 10-12 times because of this

transcyberism

I had to find it. and yes, if you include the border between AZ and NM, you would have to change your clock a total of 12 times, or 11 if you're only counting time changes within state lines.

thememedaddy

eatpussypraylove

Favorite adderall review

joebidensbignaturals

ralfmaximus

You have to watch the dosage.

mortimermcmirestinks

You have to watch the dosage.

silentauroriamthereal

the-real-seebs

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

angelsamericana

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

angelsamericana

like i know none of us call people we barely know "bestie" out loud. i know none of us say "i am kissing you on the mouth" in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did

angelsamericana

(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:

bestie (said to someone you've never spoken to directly)

so false worstie

we are holding hands

i am kissing you on the mouth

you're going in the soup

variations on "your dad looks gnc af" "YOURE INSANE"

mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)

[gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)

using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line

my beloved/my beloathed

hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday

variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss

and, of course, prev tags

ehentalix

I think my absolute favorite is "Thank you for the input, Tumblr user [[wildly inappropriate username]]"

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

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innerchildabortionclinic

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

spider-shoes-archive

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

stellerfly

wizardshark

Please don't make me choose

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