yeehaw

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

my pussy atrocious it sounds like kazoo

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.