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aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

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ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

Ah yes, the 13 stages of a relationship:

1. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod you’re so hot

2. Early infatuation

3. I love you so much, I hope we can be like this forever :)

4. I’m so obsessed with you, it probably isn’t healthy but I’m not thinking about that now because I just want you here

5. iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou I’ve never felt like this before and this will last forever (real, trust)

6. He’s mine. Back off.

7. While this is wonderful and I love you a lot, I feel like I’ve stopped being my own person and that’s maybe Not Good

8. So, funny story, turns out being in love does not magically cure depression

9. Please reassure me you love me as much as I love you

10. Oh, so love can actually make depression worse. This is really Not Good (ft Robert Smith)

11. You noticed. You weren’t supposed to notice. Don’t leave. I can be happier. You’re not bad for me, I promise. Please don’t leave. Please love me less so you don’t have to leave.

12. So. I’m single now.

13. I can’t make sense of everything that happened. I think I’m mad at you. Can you tell me the truth about it all, about why it all ended, please, so I can just move on?

reputayswift

I. met. him. at. a. part-y. 🎈🍾🪩🕺👀 (I. think. he. was. on. ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ. 🤪🤷‍♀️) he. was-n’t. smart. or. funn-y. 🙅‍♀️🧐🙅‍♀️🤣 (I con-vinced my-self he ʷaaaᵃˢ 🤷‍♀️🙂‍↕️) he. had. a. great. a-part-ment. 🤩👍🏢 (and a-car his parents ᵇᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💸🏎️🥴) I. thought. that. he. was. per-fect ✨🧍‍♂️✨😍…(and NOW his NUMBer’s BLOCKED 🥴🤳🚫🧍‍♂️) took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) but now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐 (now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐) I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨ (I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨) now I ask for more and MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE!!!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🗣️🤚👂 “SO I HIT THE NEW YEAR 🗓️🤏🥳🪩 LIKE A SINGLE GIRL 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️ AT A VEGAS BAR 🏜️👯‍♂️🍾🤪 (ROCKIN’ MY MINI DRESS 💃👗🤏 WITH A VODKA CRAN 🍓🍹🤏 AND AN OPEN HEART 🫴❤️‍🩹) YEAH, I’VE GOT HOPE 🙂‍↕️🙏 YEAH, I’VE GOT DRIVE 🙂‍↕️🏃‍♀️💨 I 🙂‍↔️ WILL 🙂‍↔️ NOT 🙂‍↔️ LOSE MY 🙂‍↔️ FAITH 🙂‍↔️😎🙏…(🕶️🤏🥴 don’t think my future husband’s at this bar in Silver Lake…)”✋😳🤚 but in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) a man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🧍‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️ (this man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🏃‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️) HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨ (HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨) and I will be adored ADORED ADORED ADORED ADORED 🏃‍♂️🤏🥰 !!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🐭 ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. 🐭 🤖 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 🤖 I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~

navyblueart

why can't you come stitch me up? 🫀

i love olivia rodrigo's new song "the cure" so much i drew this the hanged man inspired piece immediately.

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kosmogrl

this is actually sickening…

emmaharwoods

OLIVIA RODRIGO + album title details

duallpa

The record is a time capsule of a relationship in all of its highs and lows. It’s my attempt at capturing love from both sides of the coin. The hope and the disappointment. The insanity and the clarity. The entanglement and the unraveling.

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by olivia rodrigo

apricustar

I WONT SETTLE FOR A GUY WITH A FAKE JOB! HE SEEMS SO DESPERATE FOR LOVING BUT BABY IM NOT!! GAVE! MY! HEART! WITH ZERO STIPULATIONS! NOW! I TAKE! CAREFUL CONSIDERATION! I'M NOT KISSING ANY BOY THAT IS PASSIVE! THEIR INDECISION IS PAINFULLY UNATTRACTIVE! PAST! MISTAKES! ARE JUST NEW INFORMATION! THESE DAYS IVE GOT EXPECTATIONS!

emmaharwoods

THE CURE 2026 — dir. Cat Solen & Jamie Gerin

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galindaelphaba

YOU SEEM PRETTY SAD FOR A GIRL SO IN LOVE

boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

boycritter

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

birdsagainsthumanity

Fish in the great lake being like

birdsagainsthumanity

Wait shit wrong fucking post

petitetiaras

floptina

mulan dont give a shit

jkimisyellow

mulan has run out of fucks to give

beltierducoeur

Mulan no curr

gaymerlag

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

phillywillygasp

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

l3nvi-deactivated20140906

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

keshawnrob

MULAN NO CURR

trashdamn-deactivated20130928

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

thelastmelinian

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

catherinedesilver

i’m laughing so hard right now!

saintofpride201

Mulan giving the eulogy: Though they were different in almost every way, there is one similarity between Snow White and Maleficent.

Mulan: They were both killed by a fruit.

saviorified

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

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