an absolute loathsome beast

this fic is so good i hope i write it

unfortunately with a popular ship sometimes you can see the vision and understand perfectly why it’s popular and why people are passionate about it, but then the people who like it will make it annoying anyway

and the thing with unpopular ships is that no matter how bizarre they are they’re much less likely to be annoying. the freak who sits in the corner mashing together two side characters who never interact is fundamentally harmless, even charming at times. you might find them laughable but at least they are not choking the life out of all conversation about the story, and that’s commendable

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

I think every smut fic writer should be forced to write kinks they dont have it builds character

despite knowing for a fact that project hail mary was a success imagine the absolute rollercoaster of emotions eva stratt would have gone through. “I am the only one alive on this ship” holy shit bro is NOT an astronaut……….he doesn’t know how to fly that thing……….. “this is rocky and he lives w me now!” first contact with a sentient alien has been made by a middle school teacher. *rocky makes a pop culture reference* ok so in between the fate of their planets resting on their shoulders they’d been having moving nights. “rocky’s ship is made of xenonite” ahhhhhh— “I’m turning around” awhhhh

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly