Milky Joe

i know i say this all the time but those old guys with candles and night caps and pajamas knew exactly what the hell was going down

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

the oldest yet biggest german meme

@rtrixie pls confirm/deny

Tupac alive in Bielefeld

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

NooOOO

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

“mary i know ur only half a virgin” “fuck off gabriel”

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

*that 70s show lava lamp screenwipe reveals my lifeless body on a cave floor*