Let's get weird

it always gets to me that stan's first two get-rich-quick schemes involved stuff that he associated with ford

But he also,

Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.

Cries. A lot.

Pleads. He begs.

Doesn't answer the call to action.

Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.

Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.

Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.

Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.

Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.

Summary:

What are Bill and Fidds to do when they both want the same thing? Luckily for Ford, his muse is awfully fond of making a deal.

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“My muse,” he began cautiously. He studied Fiddleford’s face for signs of distress. “I thought we agreed you wouldn’t go possessing anyone after the last incident.” Flickers of Summerween chaos played in his memories–screaming children running in terror, a golden-eyed teenager calling out from behind. The town had nearly instigated a Witch Hunt as a result.

“No, we agreed I wouldn’t hijack anyone. Your little redneck agreed to this. Didn’t you, Specs?”

Author:

Then they proceed to ONLY draw the two of them in their '80s era versions when they hadn't even met until they were both old-ass men

Seriously, I have not seen a single piece of fan art of them together where they're both old.