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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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trying on a metaphor

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Not today Justin

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Show & Tell
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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JBB: An Artblog!
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双子じじいにスーツやらネクタイやらショートグローブやらガンホルスターを装備して欲しかっただけの絵
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!
[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]
hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)
This is stupid, but I’ll dip my toes into dumbass tumblr discourse JUST THIS ONCE
For everyone in the Sexyman Polls saying Ryland Grace isn’t a true sexyman because Ryan Gosling is too conventionally attractive: need I remind you of Bucky Barnes? Or Doctors Who #9-12? Or heaven forbid, every main man from Supernatural? Troubled White Guy has always been an archetype that tumblr loves, why is anyone surprised by this?
That is all.
Meet & Greets & Photoshoots
Hi all,
More scheduling!!
(Cosplay) Photo Shoots
We have an updated list!
Saturday
Hatsune Miku—11:30 AM Gregory/The DashCon 2 Server—12:30 PM Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons—1:30 PM Undertale/Deltarune—2:30 PM Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure—4:30 PM Homestuck—5:30 PM Nighttime—9:00 PM
Sunday
The Adventure Zone—10:30 AM Homestuck AGAIN—11:30 AM SuperWhoLock—12:30 PM The Locked Tomb—1:30 PM (these guys have been on the schedule since the beginning i just forgot them initially. my apologies locked tomb fandom) Furries & Fursuiters—2:30 PM Undertale/Deltarune AGAIN—3:30 PM Greetings from DashCon 2!—5:00 PM*
*All photo shoots are held outdoors in Heritage Garden, with the exception of “Greetings from DashCon 2”, which is one massive group photo taken in Shokokai Court after the last panel has concluded.
DashCon 2’s Meet & Greet Lineup
DashCon 2 is trying something new this year: Meet & Greets! We have a whole list of internet persons that you might be interested in having a chat with—this way, you’ll have a formal channel to meet them.
All times subject to change.
Saturday
Strange Aeons — 12:00 PM–1:00 PM
ColeyDoesThings — 1:30 PM–2:30 PM
Harriyanna Hook — 3:00 PM–4:00 PM
Lochnessofficial — 4:30 PM–5:30 PM
HanaHyperfixates — 6:00 PM–7:00 PM
Sunday
Strange Aeons AGAIN!! — 10:00 AM–11:00 AM
Xiran Jay Zhao — 11:30 AM–12:30 PM
Red and Blue, Overly Sarcastic Productions — 1:00 PM–2:00 PM
For your convenience, the Meet & Greet schedule will be incorporated into the wider schedule, coming out later this month.
We ask that you respect the boundaries of the Meet & Greet. The special guests are ordinary attendees of the convention, just like you. Please do not stop them in the hallway and ask them to sign anything—they’ll need their energy to give you the best Meet & Greet and/or panel experience possible. Thank you!
That said, during the Meet & Greet, asking for signatures is totally fine.
Strange Aeons is Selling Merch!!
Want in on her House of Strange collection but don’t want to pay US-oriented prices? Strange Aeons will be selling stickers and prints from her new merch line at her Meet and Greet table!
Please note that she will only accept payment in Canadian cash. The catalogue will be displayed on a sign outside the meet and greet line—please decide what you want to purchase before your turn and have your cash already in hand. (We want to reduce friction and purchase time as much as possible, so everyone can have a turn!)
Don’t have anything to get signed?
“SuperWhoLock Wedding Invitation” and “Ball Pit Revolution Flag” postcards
No worries! We’ll have two postcards (one “Saturday” and one “Sunday”, though both are available on both days) which are perfect for collecting signatures. Saturday is the Ball Pit Revolution flag (we have one of those now), and Sunday is the SuperWhoLock wedding invitation. We hope you enjoy :)

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Fly high king, there's always a next year
bc it deserves its own post
Congrats Stan and Grace!!
been thinkin a lot about the twins parents while editing theseus

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Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
I don't think they actually saved any money at all. From what I've been given to believe, they managed to end up costing more money while accomplishing less than the government was able to do under Biden - they cancelled important prevention measures which result in far more expensive cleanup efforts (e.g. the screwworm fiasco) and fired people whom they then needed to immediately rehire. Not to mention cancelling paid-for contracts on "woke" things like wind power, meaning the government spent the money and then decided to not get the thing we paid for. Just because, y'know?
So, did they save lives? No. Did they make the world a safer place? Not so much. Did they grow the economy? Not at all. Did they modernize the Federal government? Nope. But did they at least save money? Nah.
The only things they accomplished was exfiltrating government data to recipients unknown, and cancelling ongoing investigations into a guy who bribed his way into having veto power above that of the POTUS.
throughout the late 2000s and early 2010s, our generation was inundated with aave. it eclipsed lolcat as the "funny way to talk." ain't nobody got time fo dat turns into dat boi o shit waddup. this is blatantly not an "aracial" or "gen z" way to talk. it IS black english. not to mention the amount of black reaction images!!
WHY, specifically, is it black peoples' facial expressions that are seen as just so comical or exaggerated? analyze the history of this nation's comedy and tell me why you might be predisposed to thinking of black peoples' faces as just, "more emotive" or exaggeratedly funny than a white or nonblack person's
and throughout those years, 00s-10s, many black bloggers -- victims of the mass staff-led purge (under the cover of them being 'russian' while reichblr still exists) -- they DID tell us it was a problem, DID try to educate people who freak out at the insinuation of 'being racist,' DID argue, DID point out the duplicity and the appropriation and the gross equivalence of african american slang with unintelligence, goofiness, etc. and they were ignored, abused, cancelled, chased off, until being eventually mass deleted by our racist transmisogynistic staff.
we didn't do enough, and the generation after us gen z "kids" didn't stop the trend. using the '-ahh' suffix. rizz. no cap. ate. delulu. it's giving. it's serving. crash out. lock in. aura. tea. main character. bruh. slay. real. keep it 100.
all of the following images are or were popular reaction images! what do they all have in common?
it feels like the effort to categorize slang as AAVE and not 'gen z' or 'gen alpha' slang has really petered out. it feels like we stopped talking about digital blackface in an era where the administration is posting ai-generated videos of black women who speak and act like exaggerated stereotypes and it frustrates me because we all have a responsibility to understand our generation's role in normalizing this type of racist shit for kids today. this needs to be addressed!
Black people will never stop talking about this, but when we are on sites such as Tumblr, where so many of the white people feel that not only are they not racist, but that calling their racist behavior racist is emotional warfare on them, they will make sure to keep Black voices as silenced as possible.
Also, a lot of the Black people who got deleted or run off of the site weren't even accused of any type of Russian anything. A lot of them were just run the fuck off by the white Tumblr base on harassment shit.
AU where Goldie got brought to life during Weirdmageddon and just went into some mines the whole time so nobody saw him and also didn’t go back to normal after and then just walked into the mystery shack like a month later like “Honey, I’m home!” And is sad when his husband (Stan) wasn’t home and then when Stan eventually did come back home he nearly had a heart attack before just giving in and accepting his new married life and they’re like really wholesome thank you
Grunkle Stan should be glad that the people of Gravity Falls are Like That™
Because in any other town if a local resident suddenly changed his personality and profession after a visit from his identical twin brother, and soon after said brother "died in an accident" and his body was never recovered, people might start asking questions.
But for the people of Gravity Falls that might as well happen. Nothing suspicious here.
we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

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CONFRONTATION Bill Cipher and Ford Animation (CW FLASHING LIGHTS)
@yule-tides always says: fandom will take you to the craziest places. we watched this animatic on a whim one night and it completely changed our brain chemistry
and now we're dropping stacks to go see jekyll and hyde on broadway in chicago all thanks to billford
I keep thinking about how Eda and Stan were married in Vegas for either 6 or 48 hours according to some easter eggs in Gravity Falls and The Owl House. It's a funny headcanon, I remember before Raine it was a semi popular ship. But if you think about the timing of it a LOT of questions start getting raised. Not to go too deep into the timelines of either shows, but we know Gravity Falls is set in the early 2010s, either 2012 or 2013. The portal incident was 30 years prior, and Stan had been a homeless grifter for about a decade before that. We also know that Stan was married BEFORE the events of the show. So the vegas wedding either happened in the 70s when Stan was in his 20s and was a wandering con artist, or in the 80s-2000s when Stan was in his 30s-60s and was pretending to be Stanford. It makes more sense for him to be in Vegas in the 70s, but I fully believe that even while working on the portal Stan would've visited Vegas at least a few times. But the Owl House is set in probably the early 2020s, 2019 at the earliest (Based on the calendar we see in Reaching Out I think it's 2022). And Eda is vaguely in her mid to late 40s. We know Lilith cursed her near the end of their high school years and Eda dropped out, finding the portal shortly thereafter. Given Dana said Lilith is 2 years older than Eda, at the youngest Eda found the portal door at age 16, probably more like 17 or 18. If we assume she's as old as possible in the show and is 49, then she only had access to the human realm for 23 years, roughly spanning the 2000s and 2010s, maybe a bit of the late 90s. In the Land Before Swine audio commentary, Stan says his ex wife had a shirt that said "30 and very flirty" and we know Eda has a shirt in the show that says "Over 30 and very flirty". If Eda was actually 30, is 49 in the show, and the show takes place in 2019, then the marriage is in 2000. Around the time Dipper and Mabel are born. But it seems to me like Eda's not quite 49, and the show is in 2022, which places her being 30 more around 2010, right before Gravity Falls is supposed to take place. And if she's over 30, then it's after the show takes place! Of course, she could be wearing a shirt that overestimates her age--the curse does make her look older, and Eda's not exactly honest--but that means she's in her late 20s at best, in vegas, getting married for a day to Stan who is like, 50-60. Which isn't like, horrible but is definitely a little weird. Then again, she seems to have only married him to steal his stuff, so it doesn't really matter. Of course, all of this is assuming Eda's age is measured in human years. Because Dana had to go and say that the Boiling Isles uses two calendars; a version of the Gregorian Calendar (presumably brought in by Belos) and a calendar with 13 months and a 666 day long year. If Eda is in her late 40s by that calendar then the marriage could've been way earlier. But if that's the case then which other characters have their ages measured in that calendar? When Skara's 15th birthday happens, is that 15 365 day years or 15 666 day years. If Amity is 14 in 666 day years that's 25 and a half in 365 day years. That makes her significantly older than Luz. That can't be right.