Let's get weird

been thinking about the lil time jump in tots where stan got the chance to put his beanie away and dump his bag somewhere while ford refuses to tell him anything until stan sees the portal

especially when getting to the portal involves a long awkward elevator ride and going through the rest of the lab to get to the portal room

but also stan managing to see and memorise ford's code to the elevator during that said awkward walk... (which the kids and soos only got because j3 has it on one of ford's last pages)

+ stan's hope for their reunion crumbling as they slowly make their way to the hell basement

it also kills me that stan likely had other clothes in his duffle bag but after the portal incident he wore the same clothes for weeks because he was too depressed to bother and only roughly patched up his jacket so people wouldn't see his brand when he's forced to go outside or starve....

it does make me wonder about an au where stan was more of a hermit and never figured out the mystery shack because the townsfolk were less pushy and susan never brought up the idea of tours, meaning stan wouldn't have that reaon to mask all the time but also missing that sense of success/joy in his life.....

Okay so this one is really funny because?? You’re effectively getting a pair of child baby boomers and showing them a pair of child Gen Z kids and the catch is that they’re the exact same people as you. Which means that they’re basically holding up a mirror and going hey guys what if you were born 58 years later than you were?? Wanna see how you’d look/act/behave??

Relativity falls I imagine would be fun and interesting for the children, a little ominous for the teens and straight up existentially horrifying for the adults and old folks.

Excluding the fact of how Grunk Stan and Ford would react to knowing there’s a pair of Dipper and Mabel who are instead them, and all the strange emotions associated with that, there’s the simultaneous very harsh holding of breath of. Okay. So. Does this pair of us never do the science fair thing? The portal thing? And all the feelings which come with that mess.

They’re holding their breath because they don’t know if this is a pair of kids being spared from the horror of being Stan and Ford or if they’re still doomed. But right now they’re just a pair of fun loving kids enjoying exploring mysteries.

Relativity Stan and Ford of course probably think this is cool as hell. They’re poking fun at each other about how old the the other one looks / how they’ll look when they’re older. They’re sharing modern tech with the kids and teens. A little concerned looking at the adults though because ?? They both look like shit. Also like they’re gonna cry. What’s the deal with that huh.

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

Whoopsie~

Door to Door AU

Since the Stans embarked on their months-long epic journey to the center of the Earth's weirdness at the end of the summer, seems about right they'd get home just in time for cozy clothes, hot cocoa, and a toasty fire (probably set by Stan). Plus, Ford's gotta see his dirty little hick hillbilly husband at some point! Matching sweaters courtesy of their favorite great niece. (And in case you're wondering, Stan's sweater is a picture of his husband, Goldie, the Freudian horror animatronic prospector)

Author: fiddlefreakk

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Ship: f!Fiddleford McGucket/f!Ford Pines

Rating: E

Summary:

Fiddleford’s gaze softens briefly, something like tenderness flickering through it. Ford moves, letting the rope drag deliciously against her thighs, crawling forward an inch at a time. Fiddleford’s breath catches. “Well, look at you,” she murmurs, voice dipped in wonder. “Fallin’ apart on my own invention.”

Submitted by anonymous

Submitter's comments:

It's hot!

Additional notes/comments:

Im so sorry, blame @megarhyssa-sp