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Agony Biscuit

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

this is the busiest work week of my year and generally once it’s over I hole up and don’t leave the house for a while but my best friend has coaxed me out with access to a pool. that’s the one thing that can 100% get me to socialize no matter how drained I am: access to The Water. she knows me so well

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade