I can't always be waiting for you

the other day i saw this post that was someone’s fantasy of getting constantly fucked by demons and like. to be clear, i don’t think monsterfucking is inherently funny. but the narrative was that this person was trying to get ready for work and going in to the office and getting shit done whilst getting railed by multiple invisible entities. you wouldn’t call in sick for that?? recession indicator

The horrors persist

Jurassic park

i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it's important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?