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Top 5 surprising ways to get down to business with Kankuro

1. My man’s a romantic so I want to say the whole flower petal thing with i want to choke on your cock written on the bed could work. Romantic and fun y’know.

2.  Let him talk about something he likes and keep looking at him. Doe eyes and interest. It’s soft Kankuro hours. INTIMACY. He’ll be pretty turned on if he sees someone talk passionately about something too, like oh shit they’re cute and also I want to kiss. It’s not sexual at first so it gets to be on this top 5.

3. Crack crack crack but also puppet roleplay with puppet makeup? Yeah. You did say surprising and I just think it could be fun so...

4. Arguments. 

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As for Hawks, here’s my small take on this, before I vanish again for a little while :

Look I love this man with my whole heart and I don’t think he’d mind, as in who cares what your parents did, it’s what YOU do that matters really, he’s pretty laid back in general.

I also don’t think he’d ask them anything about it.

That being said I kind of see him as one of those idols that are policed by their companies (I don’t know shit about idols really, just what my friends tell me) and I think the commission wouldn’t take it well. I don’t think they’d take any relationship well though, but in that kind of situation it would be worse.

Ok but if the potential s/o’s parents were criminals they might not be able to become a hero, think about that. I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!! I HATE IT VERY MUCH!!!!!!

Nah but it could go two ways.

The commission would either try and hide their past  and ties with their family, so it would have to be something that people don’t know about. I think that if they spotted a really great/strong hero they’d do that pretty early on, during their high school years or so, not just because Hawks likes them (see Endeavor y’know, they do that to keep the whole heroic, pristine image) 

Or they’d straight up forbid him to pursue a relationship. See above. They want their sexy bird man single and beautiful. They also want him to be focused on the job no distraction.

Since they apparently face some discrimination, so the public knows, I don’t think he’d be able to be in a relationship with them. Not because he wouldn’t want to alright.  As much as I want Hawks to say fuck you to the commission, I think he’d follow their orders. 

I don’t think the commission would even want him to be seen with them I’ll be honest. I will say, however, that Hawks will probably interact with them anyway. If he ever has to work with them he’ll be nice, professional at least. He really doesn’t care personally. 

Would jump in and tell people off if they were to face someone who straight up insulted them be it civilians, villains, or coworkers, still in a laid back manner, like remember when he spoke instead of Endeavor a while ago? That kind ot behaviour. He’s got a past and a family too y’know. (Y’know the whole Takami theory thing)

I think he’d go for a one night stand though. I think he’d mostly go for that in general. Or a FWB kind of situation, even without the benefits, just hanging out. Away from prying eyes y’know. He’d find a way if he was into them. Maybe? I don’t know.

Sometimes I feel like he wouldn’t be one to have meaningful relationships, sometimes I see him as someone who really really wants it to the point were he could go against the commission. 

Nah but in an Alternate universe were my man isn’t brainwashed he’d pursue them behind the commission’s back, because that’s fun and I said so. SCANDALOUS

Oh I am looking, should I make a list? I made a small list.

Klaud Nine’s turn ons a non exhaustive list (NSFW)

Humour actually turns her on, at the right time and on the more sarcastic side tbh.

Her partner’s eyes boring into hers, their arousal pretty clear. Clouded, heavy looks. You know.

Assertiveness. I think someone that knows how to get their point across and isn’t afraid of her and her rank might do it too.

Someone touching her neck.

Someone tending to her wounds and being soft with her tbh. Like that wouldn’t necessarily turn her on, but you know? She’s looking.

Biting, light bites though.

High collared shirts that are open on the arms (like those new uniforms they have? Yeah)

Smell. Smell is one too.

Again, I’ll be honest, I didn’t have lots of ideas for Kaguya (and shisui i’ll be honest too), I’m happy you liked how I wrote her <3 It was still difficult so it kinda took me forever and I’m not that happy with those but anyway, hope you like them!

Kaguya relationship HCs (SFW)

Ok so I don’t think she’d get in a relationship. Like not after all that’s happened. But, I can see her building a say...’close’ relationship with someone.

It would be an unspoken agreement, like yeah we care about each other, maybe we have sex too, but they’d be discreet and she’d only ever allow small signs of affections.

She might talk to them in a softer way compared to how she’d talk to others.

Yeah but she would never spill all her secrets, even to them. Like she’d still be pretty distant I think.

Overall, she’d be quite protective of them, but would try and remain neutral. She is not to disturb their life any more, she can’t offer them much and they’d be stuck in this situation, it would already be something she wouldn’t like. As in she can’t offer a life  with marriage, children yadda yadda but also, she can’t be in a ‘proper’ relationship if that makes sense.

She might, she just might get in a relationship with someone of her social class though, but again, it wouldn’t change much, chances are, it’s more political than sentimental.

She could also get in a relationship if she happened to fall in love, but again, she’d try not to do that, she’s very attached to her late husband still. I honestly don’t think it would happen, she wouldn’t fall for them the same way.

In those situations, she’d still remain distant. If they’re nice and don’t pry too much she might grow quite fond of them. Her children, country and overall peace would come first though, always.

I think that in that situation, she’d fear for their life a lot.

She’s someone who cares a lot but shows very little and it might be difficult for the person she’s with.

It’s pretty random but I feel like she’d love to go on small walks with them. Simple things. Maybe write memoirs or letters that she’d want them to read. They wouldn’t know.

She wouldn’t talk much but she’d show support and care by putting her hands on top of theirs and looking deeply into their eyes.

She’s a bit cryptic, we cannot change that. But she’d be very very soothing.

Kaguya relationship HCs (NSFW)

I could see her being into sensory deprivation, like using blindfolds and candles, that kind of thing.

Oh but she could be into dressing her partner up too, like have them wear pretty dresses of vests, jewellery, maybe her own clothes if they like them...Etc. Like she’d primp her partner and then make it erotic. Yes I have a movie scene in mind while I am writing that, if you know, you know.

I could see her taking it slow with a partner too. Showing them what she likes, guiding them. I don’t know if I said that before, but I feel like she’d love if they did the same.

I can also see her as very cold, even while having sex, she doesn’t show much. She’d tell them  when she likes what they doing though.

I could see her getting lost in the moment and scratch a lover though. Maybe pant and moan a little too. It would be exquisite.

I don’t think she’d think about going down on a partner at first. I feel like at first she’d be surprised if they went down on her too.

Yes hello, she will sit on your face though.

Not very kinky overall.

Can make it very very sensual, a bit emotionless though. Picture something in an erotic movie, like the aesthetic is nice but if you are playing you feel very little from her.

She’s in control.

Shisui Uchiha relationship HCs (SFW)

Oh to be his secret lover, not deemed worthy of becoming an Uchiha and meeting away from prying eyes, just to make out and talk about life and how you’d like the world to be. And then he dies at the ripe age of 19 or something and you’re left heartbroken

Gentleman. I will not elaborate.

Oh but he’d definitely take them on nice dates, away from everything. He’d be fun too. Yes, he’d joke a lot with them.

Not one to start drama at all. If anything he’d avoid arguments at all costs, sometimes he agrees to things he doesn’t really like just to have it easy.

He’s a bit secretive though I will say that. And he’s busy. Loves to give a lot of attention to his s/o though.

Loves to just spend time with them doing nothing. I feel like he’d be one to want to share small things with an s/o, like things he saw, things he did.

I don’t think he’d see a future with an s/o though, he’s probably waiting for his clan to arrange something (or you know, he’s ready to die so??? Who knows) In an AU, he’d be one to try and see where it goes, not really trying to plan things ahead. Both to avoid scaring them off and also because it sort of worries him too.

Would like training with them, he’d go easy, even if they asked him not to.

A good relationship on the surface I will say that, but you can’t really wrap your head around some things, lurking, there’s always secrets and things you won’t know.

He knows you know and he ignores it. He doesn’t really want to get into it much.

Shisui Uchiha relationship HCs (NSFW)

I’ve read a fic, I do not remember its name rn, where he was a huge pleaser. Like he just got off while getting his partner off, and I can definitely see it.

Nah but this man probably has so much stamina, it’s insane.

Shower sex happens. It’s not safe. He doesn’t care. He’ll lift someone up like it’s nothing.

LOVES GOING DOWN ON A PARTNER. 69 BABY.

I’ll be honest, I think he’d be sweet though, pretty light hearted, like he’d love to laugh and talk during sex.

Can also go on full Uchiha mode and get rougher and colder too though, if that’s your thing, just know he can do that.

Known to love outdoor sex, has been caught before. Has also been scolded for that.

He’s into threesomes, I do not take criticism.  He has two hands.

Oh but he’d love for his partner to wake him up with a blowjob though.

Not great at communication when it comes to sex though, as in he could go overboard without knowing, there’s no safeword and shit…. His partner would have to be careful.

He doesn’t think you guys need one, or just doesn’t know that kind of thing exists, he’d stop if asked to obviously though.

No but he’d be good at light dirty talk and praise AND heavier stuff too. Like you get the whole package. Can get someone off by talking

- Breathe along with me, she says. You ears pressed gently against her abdomen, you hear heartbeats and you let your breaths synchronise with the rising and falling of your head on her lap. - Close your eyes. I know it hurts. - A slow caress along your head. - But you did so well today. You will do great tomorrow too. You know what my most favorite flower is ? - Mmm... magnolias? You feel a soft peck on your forehead. - Nope.

She moves her hand over your belly, tickling you. - Is it camelias? A kiss on your nose... - Not at all. - Roses, then? This time she kisses you on the lips. It is warm and brief, like honey but too little of it. - It's you, silly. ... - Such pretty flowers need tending to, you know? You feel her hand move slowly toward your inner thighs. - Have you noticed? There isn't anyone around... 

Hi! Sure thing! <3 These are probably a bit short, I think I’ve posted a bunch before. Hope you’ll like them!

Warnings : Mention of fetishes and bondage.

Deidara NSFW HCs

So I definitely think that dude is into fetishes that focus on body parts, think hands, ears, feet...Etc. I said feet in an ask earlier and it was crack-ish but I’ve decided to stand by that.

Probably would sculpt someone naked and get it on with them when he’s finished. Might still have clay on his hands. Pray it’s not the explosive kind. Good luck.

Nah but he would use his hands on someone though. I mean, he just doesn’t like being asked to. He’d take his sweet time. I’ll be honest he just wants his partner to make pretty expressions, he doesn’t really want them to come on his hands. Or does he? He’s pretty good.

I talked about frustrated sex in my previous HCs and I’m going to elaborate a bit : He is someone that gets annoyed and frustrated easily in canon, and I think that he wouldn’t be opposed to letting loose a little with a partner. Like he’d straight up try and fuck someone and then spill everything that’s annoying him when he’s cooled down. Might thank them afterwards too, it gets awkward and he just leaves them there.

During those times, he’d let out a lot of grunts when usually he just talks and talks and talks.

He’d get harsher too. Definitely.  Oh but he’d love to be praised when he does that. Like hey they’re into that, I’m great. He likes getting compliments.

I also said that his partner should take the lead I think and I definitely stand by it : He’d be a bit taken aback at first, but he loves that shit deep down. He’s a proud person so it’s not really easy, one would have to take it slow and ease him into that.

He’d get really really worked up. Like that’s hot, ride him. He’d grab their waste and lose his breath pretty quickly. He might scratch and encourage them too. 

He might still tell them what to do, it has to go his way.

He said he’s not into bondage though. That’s not a lie. He isn’t. Not on him. 

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Hisoka and a reader who follows him around HCs (SFW)

I’ll be honest I would pay to watch Hisoka finally getting some of his own bullshit back. Like that would entertain me, sorry.

Ok I think that at first it would be like a cat and mouse game, like playing tags with a psychotic killer, like they’re chasing him and fine, he can play, he’ll make it difficult. That gets him going, it’s fun. He’d be thrilled at first. Like genuinely thrilled. 

Like at some point he’d just wait for them to show up, congratulate them and sneak out again. 

Overall wouldn’t pay much more attention to them though. They’re good, but he doesn’t have the time, he’s got places to be, people to kill. That’s cute, all this following him around, trying to impress him, get his attention.

If he does care about them in his own twisted way, he’ll put up with it for a while, I will say that. He’ll be flattered too. 

But also, what’s wrong with them? They want to fight him that much? Like honey he will kill you if you’re not careful <3 He could be impressed too. 

They’d have no limits and he’d be fascinated. You do get to meet really unusual folks in this world. 

I do think that if he met someone that did everything he did and had the same attitude as he does, he’d be kinda crept out. Just an idea. Like he doesn’t realise it really when it comes from him, but from another person? Remember how he called Illumi out? Yeah. That.

At some point he might get annoyed, sometimes he needs to do his own thing and he doesn’t appreciate them showing up like ALL the time. He’s got several “toys” so he doesn’t really like them actually coming in and trying to get all of his attention.

Lmao just imagine them interrupting a fight, he’ll be mad.

If he ends up getting really really annoyed he might confront them, he won’t show his annoyance much but he will try and get them to go away.

Might straight up fight them too, I won’t lie. If you managed to follow him around, you must be strong.

Oh but I could see him trapping them, like having them follow him and ending up in a very dangerous situation that could cost them their life if they’re not careful. This is what you get for following the clown around.

I could also see him teasing them a lot, but not necessarily in his usual playful way, think about a more passive aggressive approach.

But he could also get a bit worried, like how are they always finding him? He’s good at what he does. Is it their nen? Wait could he use them to find other nen users? Because in that case, he might keep them with him, that might come in handy.