And Neither Have I The Wings To Fly

Bolaire wearing anyone else:

This is a incredibly rare find. A ball of yarn made from stinging nettle fibers in the Late Neolithic (5900 years old) in what’s now Marin-Epagnier in Switzerland. The thread has been preserved by being carbonized. Look at how much thread that is! And how fine and even it is spun! The skill going into this is absolutely incredible. Imagine the incredible textile work that must’ve been made with that. For a reference here’s a ball of nettle yarn I managed to make with a drop spindle. That took me 300 hours of work.

“I’ve heard they can raise the temperature of the whole room by exercising.”

“Quick, think up an excuse!”

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- Mara the Wing has been rescued

- Koral Tachonis, the current heir of the house, was killed

- the soul gem holding Alba Davinos’ soul was stolen

- several pages concerning the construction of the Sea Door ships and their plans were ripped out of his ledger

- the monstrosity that Raimond Davinos was going to become was destroyed before it could be completed

- and they don’t even get to replace him with either of the Pridesires because Thimble got them out of there!

when your STR stat goes from three to NINETEEN in an instant and you can grow to human size to finally hug your friends

bonus Thimble Fan Club President reaction:

Stepping forward, your wings fold and close, and a true vision of something like an archfae, tall and mighty and powerful, strides forward.

CRITICAL ROLE 4.31 Trick of the Light

+ bonus:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.