I Write Fanfiction (in Theory)

@asexxxualauthor

28 y/o Fanfic Writer just sort of vibing on the last somewhat tolerable bastion for internet weirdness // Pronouns: He/Him // Attraction: Aromantic-Asexual

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how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic

YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian

(links // tip jar!)

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Reasons to draw more Halovars (cough cough Iris)

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Happy Dazharhaz (feat Hal & Thaisha)

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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

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Y’ALL NEED JESUS

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This post made my water break

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In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

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God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

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Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

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Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

myterriblethirties

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

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Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

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It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

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i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

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I'd imagine that for the Runjiani, who have the collective memory of being owned by Azgra, with little choice but fight in endless war for an afterlife of pain, the notion of a magical item that suppresses your personhood and uses your body to its own ends is a pretty awful concept.

Particularly when you learn more about the artefact and learn that the suppression and torment inside is an active choice, when you watch the bodies waste away because the artefact doesn't see the point of feeding them or caring for them.

Do you think Thjazi ever looked at the victims left behind and saw the tortured bodies of Merzhad's rebellion that he was trying to save? Do you think he looked at those malnourished people, who had been living in an apartment filling with food that rotted whilst they were unable to reach it, and saw the shadow that hung over the city? Do you think he ever sat in one of Hal's theatres, looking at the stock characters of pantomime masks, and wondered whether the halflings had used the only thing their shaper would truly look at to kill her, her own reflection?

What an awful thing to happen in a city of free people, who have fought so hard for the freedoms they hold. What an awful thing to learn that the artefact has a consciousness too, and is also a free person, but only when subjugating and destroying another. What an anathema to the idea of liberty.

Bolaire is the death penalty given personality at worst, an out of body experience at best. So difficult a concept to chew on, especially for a man who believed that nobody should be owned or controlled against their will. They called the followers of Sylandri flower dolls - pretty things to be shaped and played with as they followed the lines she put in their mouths - it is not hard to see that Bolaire does the same, only no autonomy remains, even when he is being kind.

What a character to chew on. What a character to chew on

Occtis: i don't care about you at all

Julien:

Julien: [voice breaks] whatever i don't care about you either

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Gaya Seremai, Pincushion (Critical Role) Additional Tags: spoilers for episode 30, Character Study, Making Up Headcanons For Fun And No Profit, Pincushion Getting Into Impossible Places As Usual Summary:

Gaya Seremai waits alone in the darkness beyond death.

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The image of Gaya Seremai and Pincushion waiting together in the dark for Occtis to summon them again got into my head while I was at work and wouldn’t leave. If I could draw it I would, but I have to write it instead. Included are some headcanons about House Seremai and their snake tattoos, because how could I not?

Ai bros claiming to be artist is like a guy using a sex robot to fuck his wife and claiming he made her orgasm.

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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I still can't believe this hilarious fact abaout Asriel is in the Weird Route of chapter 5 (that's right, I eat the perspective of the second panel)

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Three views of a resting bull moose in Utah's Wasatch Mountains.

i honestly love the contrast between how we see the tachonis treat occtis and the halovar treat wick. both family dynamics are deeply abusive, but what we see with occtis and primus is obviously, recognizably abuse based in fear and violence. wick and his grandmother, on the other hand, have a relationship that was viewed by wick as loving. he was the favorite, he loved her and she loved him. but the more he learns about his home life and the more time we spend with yanessa, the clearer the dangerous emotional enmeshment happening in the halovar household becomes. if primus's treatment of occtis is based in apathy and pain, yanessa's treatment of wick is an insidious kind of affection. a controlling attachment that they can publicly pretend is okay because she loves him. when everything else is gone, wick is supposed to hold onto her love for him. it is perhaps less overt than the abuse occtis faces at the hands of the tachonis, but no less horrible and detrimental for the people involved. occtis was a target for murder because he was different from him family and was unable to hide it; if wick had been a worse liar and openly deviated from the identity yanessa laid out for him, she was vocally just as willing to murder him, too

#also a thing i haven't seen anyone else point out is that as a result of most of the rest of the family being in on it#they've been able to emotionally abuse wick in plain sight as the butt of a joke for his whole life#which. is basically what happened when godard said hello to him.#“My faith in your return was as steadfast as the ever-gleaming Light that animates all.” aka: absolutely absent w. a facade for appearances @mixupmycota

oh that's a great point

#can we get a big oof for that last bit because goddamn!

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