i am Alive

breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around

Ngl, this is probably the best era ever to have a vivacious lust for information in, but watch out

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

Its not normal to know how to drive

in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

We need to start adding comment sections to everything I want bus stops to have comment sections about people who sat there and what shit they had to say I want there to be a comment section for 12:00 p.m. Where everybody's like oh it's time for lunch time I feel like if we just had one big enough comment section we could reach true Unity or absolute destruction either way it'd be funny

predicting the future

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills