best in distant fields

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

The white witch is offering me an open-faced sandwich: 7 grain bread lightly toasted, smudge of mayo (not too much), a precarious pile of thin-sliced summer tomato and I am making the only sane and logical choice which is to hand over the coordinates for my family members so that she can nuke them from orbit and to ask for seconds.

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

it’s going elsewhere

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.