W.C.Z

If I can be positive for a moment: we’ve seen how hard it is to win just one grand slam, so it truly makes Novak’s 24 such an insane feat. Like, how.

I’m delusional enough to start an IG account called: Please employ me to edit Sincaraz. And every week I will harass a fashion house or magazine into producing the material Sincaraz deserve. Why can’t they learn all the good Sincaraz angles?! It’s not hard, David. Tall guy favours profile. Cow eyes favours head on. Ginger requires exceptional lighting with shadows and monochrome. Cupcake King can work with colours and suits strong earthy or jewel tones. I think their best features are their eyes. Employ me, my asking rate is one tiramisu and ten zeppoles donuts.

I feel like I need a psychology degree, forensic degree, law degree and 30 years of Sincaraz knowledge to even step foot onto tennisblr. Eggshells everywhere. I miss the days of KPOP fandom, where all you needed was access to youtube and an unhinged thought about a guy's hair colour.

Congratulations to French Open 2026 Runner Up Flavio Cobolli. Proud of his performance and effort.

Actually. It feels quite awful seeing a man with a history of violent allegations being successful. I don't judge people who aren't watching or acknowledging the French Open finals. The presence of that man just reminds me of things that I have gone through and never got closure on either. It's a complicated day. I wish Flavio the best.

I'm seeing a lot of posts about the Non-Cobolli player in the French Open finals this year. Even if he wins, he is still A Loser. We should take some comfort in that. He has the poor reputation he deserves, though one could wager it isn't poor enough. But such is life.

J. MENSIK YOU ARE CARRYING THE HOPE OF A NATION. IF NOT THE WORLD. GODSPEED LITTLE EMPEROR.

One of my biggest delusions is that I choose to believe Runaway was written by Ramin Djawadi so I can still safely enjoy it (please don't take this song from me, I write so many fics to it). My other delusion is that if I ever met Carlos, I'd confidently shoot my shot. Lol. I can't even talk to the cute guy at the sports store without wanting to self-delete.

Everyday I think to myself: self, what are the chances you lived to see a tennis champion who is not only incredibly talented but also spectacularly entertaining? Who is both professional and likeable. And both feral and careful. Serious but silly. A boy raised by a strong woman and a respectful man. And btw, he’s also really handsome and nice to look at. He’s very very adorable but also hot. What are the chances.

Does TennisTV compensate Daniil Medvedev every time they use "This is gonna be on TennisTV Bro!" As his not-lawyer, I demand compensation for my client.