W.C.Z

Apologies for posts about athletes who have had allegations against them. I confess there are cases I do not know about. Sorry to all the perfectly up to date brothers and sisters.

Erling Haaland, don’t think I haven’t noticed the way you often match your hair tie with your kit. I see you, princess.

Do you guys ever worry you're going to cross that weird parasocial line with Carlos? Like, some days I feel like "Why on earth do you even care about this dude?" So I go do something else. But some days, SOME DAYS, I'll be listening to Olivia Rodrigo's "Stupid Song" and think of him for some reason. I get so unhinged about him and his thighs sometimes and I'm so embarrassed about it when I catch myself.

If you're right hand dominant, doing tasks with your left hand stimulates neuroplasticity and can enhance self and motor control. It would insane if Carlos came back from his hiatus even more powerful and no longer confined to being right hand dominant. I'm so ready to witness his Next Evolution. But I'll be there to support him even if he loses every single match until retirement. It's fine. What more does he need to prove.