Imagine being so good that people low key high key expect you to hat trick at the World Cup lol. He could’ve done it tbh. But it’s okay. Can’t believe I’m like, well two is also good! Two is phenomenal.
I’m talking about Erling. Obviously.

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Imagine being so good that people low key high key expect you to hat trick at the World Cup lol. He could’ve done it tbh. But it’s okay. Can’t believe I’m like, well two is also good! Two is phenomenal.
I’m talking about Erling. Obviously.

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This Iraq v. Norway game is so exciting. Happy for Arnold’s team getting a goal. So relieved Erling has delivered lol. I think the expectations for him are so high.
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Brickwalls of the FIFA World Cup 2026: Vozinha of Cabo Verde (what a performance!) and Patrick Beach of Australia (in his debut!)

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So at this rate I'm never going to post or finish my PHM Sincaraz AU. It's currently 11k words but Olivia Rodrigo just released her album. So it'll get to 15k and sit there in drafts for eternity. Mad respect to writers who actually, you know, post.
racism is always hypocritical and stupid but conservative aussie sports fans take it to another level… half the WC squad was born overseas 2 of our starting 11 are literally refugees like how tf r u anti-immigrantion…
As an Australian, it’s sadly always been like this. And there is expectation that if you’re an immigrant you have to over achieve to be considered worthy. But you can’t over achieve too much in case you’re stealing white Australian jobs.
Labour are frustrating but the other choice is either Angus Taylor or Pauline Hanson. She’s gaining huge momentum and it worries me to no end.
There is a new tumblr scam going around.
A scammer will mention (@) you in a comment under a post that impersonates a tumblr announcement. This post will falsely claim that your tumblr account has been restricted, and you have 48 hours to follow the link in their post to rectify it.
These comments and posts are fake.
One of the active scammer blogs is @system-blog-help.*
*(If this blog changes their url, the new urls will be added below. Please see the original version of this post for the most current list. These blogs can be monitored despite url changes if you make a side blog, then block them on the side blog. If they change their url, you will see the new url in your block list.)
Other urls: @system--data @system--updater @confirmation--page @account-confirmation @system-profile @confirm--page @verification-support22 @assist-page @system--blog @verification-support9 @notification2346 @new--notification @verification-required @help--blog---system @system---update-blog @system----blog--help @helpers-----blog @system--blog--help @system---notify @systems-blog---help
Here are some of the red flags you may see on these blogs and their posts:
None of their links in the main post go to a tumblr page (do not click on them).
They say you only have 48 hours to take action. This creates a sense of urgency and make you turn off your critical thinking skills.
Tumblr staff never reaches out to people in public for account-related things. Anything related to your account is for your eyes only and meant to be confidential.
If there are problems with your account, especially if it is time-sensitive, tumblr staff will not @ you on a post you might not even be logged in to get the notification for. Notice how you didn't actually get an email from tumblr staff about this apparent account problem; you only got the "mention" email (if you are signed up to receive emails about mentions), which any user can make.
Tumblr staff will never mention a user in a group with other users for matters related to account access.
Staff does not offer premium as an apology if they make a mistake. This is not in the terms of service anywhere.
Here are two screenshots from the offending blogs (note, these may not be exactly the same on future blogs):
You can also see two archived versions of these scam posts here and here.
If you see a blog that looks like this, report the post as "spam/bot", and the blog itself as "spam/bot".
If you have time, you may also comment "scam", or anything else that points out their intentions, on as many of their comments as you can. This slows down the scammer, as they have to either clean up your comments or block you, which briefly stops them from making as many comments to @ more people.
Tumblr also has a handy page with more info on spotting scammers, here.
Favourite Athletes: World Cup Football Edition
Favourite player in general: Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Unique, creative, explosive and never boring. So focused for work, so hilarious off duty. Still inspiring, even in his retirement. I know he can come across as arrogant but I think it's important to champion yourself. It's a self fulfilling prophecy! Also, if you go to ANY of his comment sections, it is comedy gold.
Messi or Cristiano: Messi for the play. Cristiano for the philanthropy. He's done a lot of great work, particularly for children's charities.
Which Ronaldo: R9 Ronaldo Nazario. I think he was the player who I felt was most extraordinary to watch and witness. I remember him and Ronaldinho during WC 2002 (my favourite WC) and it kind of blew my mind.
First football crush: Oliver Kahn in 2002 because I love goalie captains and Fernando Torres because he had a LOTR tattoo. In my defence, I was very young okay!
Current football crush: Zlatan! But of the active players: GS9 from South Korea (Cho Gue Sung) and please don't judge me, Erling Haaland. I know he's not conventionally handsome but he is oddly very endearing. I read that he paid a million dollars to buy an ancient Norse history book then donated it to museum in his home town. And yes, I did try maple syrup in coffee because he said it was delicious (it is).
Team I love watching at the World Cup: Morocco. I don't know what it is. That team is so exciting to witness. Their tenacity and aggressive performance during WC 2022 was 10/10. The African teams are generally so much fun. I hope Mo Salah and Egypt do well.
I confess I don't know much about: Lamine Yamal. But I'm sure I will learn very very soon. I also don't know much about Hannibal from Tunisia but I just saw his match and I'm intrigued. Also that dude who scored for Mexico....
Player that got me into football: The 2002-2010 Spanish NT. Do not judge me. I obviously have a long ass history with Spanish male athletes.

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So Zverev can have abuse allegations but he wants the world to know that he draws the line at having a superyatch and 20 Ferraris? MF, you live in MONACO and have been seen in a fucking Koenigsegg. Why is he trying paint himself as this simple little guy who just enjoys golf and dogs. Who do you think you are? A farmer from rural Germany who has a networth of 5 euros? Give away all your money if you don't define yourself with symbols of status. I swear men will say the wildest revisionist shit ever.
What a debut for Nestory Irankunda and Connor Metcalfe | The two goal scorers from Australia's opening match again Turkiye at the 2026 World Cup
Damm Sweden, welcome back to the World Cup. Wild and amazing and consistent. Isak has got to be Player of The Match, he was brilliant. I hope Zlatan was pleased haha.

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The Socceroos are doing fantastic. Norway NT are in the WC (in my lifetime!). Morocco didn't lose to Brazil. Zlatan is on mainstream media once again and gets to see Sweden play. Despite my suffering (CarlosHiatusEra), life as a sportsfan is good.
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